Funtera 

Funtera - noun. Coined by J. Grinion Jr (2004).
Funtera is the art of having fun while caning Pantera at high volume.
Examples of funtera can include head-banging, skateboarding, snowboarding, having sex or any other practise whereby fun is had while listening to Pantera.

Recently the practise of funtera has also come to apply to acts of fun performed while listening to ANY form of heavy metal or heavy metal band.

"Hey man, you up for some mad-ass funtera today, we're heading off-piste with a shitload of drugs and porn."

"Had some crazy funtera with my girl last night!"

"The Download festival was pure funtera! Fuck yea I'm a loser!"

Funtera by JoshG January 17, 2008

funeral drinking game 

The funeral drinking game is played in the Midwest after loss of a family member.

It is considered to be the crown jewel of “Wisconsin Death Trip Culture”.

It is an extremely life affirming ritual; and, completely depends of being especially attentive during the funeral.

If you play this game even once you will experience the pagan origins of this ritual.

It’s played with beer, wine, cognac, or peppermint schnapps depending on Alcohol by volume acquired tolerance and budget.

Ideal foods eaten during the game are hot wings, or microwaved bags of fast food burgers referred to as “soak ‘em ups” for their function of slowing the flooding of alcohol into the system.

Drinking occurs whenever someone has observed the event that is proffered resulting almost immediately in group laughter.

Examples of gameplay that are illustrative; but not exhaustive include:

If you saw cousin Tony rubbing his gums after he did a line of cocaine in the coat room DRINK!
Drink if you got tired of the kid in the front row dropping coins during the funeral.
Sip each time someone told you “you have my sympathy” during the receiving line.
Drink if you know who the funeral fuck couple will be!
If you are a member of the funeral fuck couple chug!!!

We all get a turn to play and we all get to be the cause of the funeral drinking game.

It’s the circle of life.

I was identified as a member of the fuck couple when we played grandads funeral drinking game and I had to chug. HE WOUODN’T HAVE HAD IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!

funeral drinking game by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 8, 2022

jamaican funeral 

The act of ashing a bong clear, and then dumping the bongwater over the still smoldering ashes to put them out.

"Hey man, let's get out of here. Jamaican funeral this bong and let's roll."

jamaican funeral by K. Melly November 27, 2014

Funter 

A person who is a maritime ferry fanatic to the point where they make it their mission to hunt ferries, otherwise known as a Funter.

Dylan is such a Funter! He takes he days off to go ride every ferry in the system. Nerd!

Funter by DJNUSAF May 21, 2016

Retirement Funeral

This came about while talking with a friend about the death of someone who was planning to retire, but passed away before retiring. I told him that we would be attending his retirement funeral.
Retirement Funeral - a service held for a person who planned to retire, but died before retiring.
Jason A.L.

has to be 85 years old, if he doesn't retire soon we will be attending his Retirement Funeral.

Retirement Funeral by JJJAL August 20, 2019

Funeralopolis 

A lifeless area of sickness, death and decay.

An Electric Wizard song "Funeralopolis"

"Hey look at that Funeralopolis"

Funeralopolis by Wabba Jacka October 15, 2009

Cheater's Funeral 

You got caught cheating and your buddies show up to lift your spirits. Similar to a man on death row, you decide what you want to eat and drink and your friends provide.

Typical Cheater's Funeral Convo:

Buddy: Hey man, we heard you got caught and things went down really bad between you and the old lady. Tell us what food and booze to pick up and we'll be right out.

Cheater: Yeah man I need a good meal. Make it steak, bourbon and beer.

Buddy: No problem.

Cheater's Funeral by HunterQT January 28, 2013