Funologist
Jenny: Man, I feel so sad, I am in a rut...I'm just not that happy
Lindsey: Girl, you need to hire a funologist
Lindsey: Girl, you need to hire a funologist
Funologist by Justine_Hawley February 5, 2009
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punologist
Yankee Dude: Hey Limey! What's propaganda?
Limey Dude (closet punologist): A real male goose! (runs away)
ie. Proper Gander. (ie. male goose)
Now Do You Get It?
Limey Dude (closet punologist): A real male goose! (runs away)
ie. Proper Gander. (ie. male goose)
Now Do You Get It?
punologist by The Occupant February 28, 2008
Related Words
Funologist • fagologist • Fecologist • Fixologist • Fryologist • Fuckologist • Fuctologist • fudgologist • punologist
Fuckologist
Fuckologist by Panthera Atrox January 25, 2011
fagologist
fagologist by funny fellas January 15, 2014
Fryologist
1.A person of any age with a large amount of knowledge and experience pertaining to working in fast food resturants making fries and the sort. 2. A person who is dedicated to the making of french fries for a fast food resturant usually having a large array of hair nets and name tags.
Fryologist : I know that you are new to working here, but your fries need more salt
Yourself: That dude is such a fryologist. he has been working here far too long.
Yourself: That dude is such a fryologist. he has been working here far too long.
Fryologist by sspencer555 May 22, 2010
Fecologist
1. Apologist for the horrors of Communism. Keen to see similar horrors repeated upon the innocent citizens of functioning western democracies.
2. A person known to be full of feces.
2. A person known to be full of feces.
Fecologist by Hayek February 24, 2005
fudgologist
A scientist who assumes and attempts to interpret the study of fudge and its effects on the human body. This goes into the biological composition and life like features of the substance as well.
Oh my goodness Bob, how in the world are we going to find out if this fudge is poisoned or not?
Well Kay, we should call a fudgologist!
Well Kay, we should call a fudgologist!
fudgologist by JeLuc September 14, 2011
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Ratfucker
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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