Funny Story Bro.

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The way you begin your story when you are about to lie to your friend or make an excuse.

Example1:

Christian: So Philip told me that he saw you watch a movie with my sister last Friday night.

DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro....

Example2:

Jordan: So I heard you slept over my girlfriend's house last Friday night.

DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro...

Funny Story Bro. by DJ Imperial March 2, 2011

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funny, bro

Usuallly said when That One Guy in your discord friend list DMs you a bad joke the tenth time on a single day.

A: What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
B: Funny, bro.

funny, bro by vii_urbdic May 3, 2021

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Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.😊

Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.😊 by Somepersonwhoknows September 15, 2020

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funky broth

The term can be used to describe diarrhea or a mixture of diarrhea and urine. It is usually very hot and smelly.

"Man, I had the runs and just dropped some funky broth in my pants! Gross!"

funky broth by WHATEVA March 14, 2005

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funky broth

The term can be used to describe diarrhea or a mixture of diarrhea and urine.

"Man, I had the runs and just dropped some funky broth in my pants!"

funky broth by WHATEVA May 13, 2005

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Funky broadway

Sing and dance in the nude while preparing a body for a funeral

Hey Sunshine, we can do the funky broadway all night long. Love Darla. #LingerDenverCO

Funky broadway by GoldenEyedLadyBear March 5, 2023

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Caden Funnybros

Caden Funnybros is another term of the word FuckNut meaning fucking retarded, beware though using this word more than 5 times a day could result in a haunting greater than ‘the exorcist’.

Oh my God you’re so fucking Caden Funnybros you’re actually retarded

Caden Funnybros by It’s me faggot November 1, 2018

Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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