funkpup

a small brown thing with a big dog nose

let's all go to funkpuptown

by bonnie March 16, 2003

fuckpuppet

One who serves no useful purpose aside from sex, esp. one who thinks they have a purpose due to being cleverly manipulated.

She's not my girlfriend; she's just a fuckpuppet.

by Beau Nobo June 11, 2003

fuckpuppet

1. A synonym for "slut". 2. A synonym for "fucktard".

1. Mary is such a fuckpuppet, the whole hockey team had a turn.
2. Jim was late for work again, that stupid fuckpuppet.

by The Mad Steve April 22, 2011

Funkpussy

A nasty smelling vagina; one that may induce vomiting, or at the least, needs some major douching.

Shaniqua had some major funkpussy last night when I was fingering her.

by dadaevan February 15, 2009

Fuckpuppetry

Fuckpuppetry is the action of using the body of a willing sexual partner as a passive object of pleasure. Often it involves extensive manipulation of the other's body, like a puppet. It is said that "FP" relies on high levels of trust and that human puppets report high levels of sexual and emotional satisfaction. 🎀🎀🎀

She longed to engage in fuckpuppetry with her professor, once she realized that his intense stare meant not that he disliked her, but rather desired to rule over her body.

by Puppe April 10, 2015

fuckpuppies

An expression of minor disgust or dismay

I can't find my glasses, fuckpuppies!

by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

fuckpuppy

1. A person who has sexual relations with a canine.
2. A way to refer to someone you hate.

That fuckpuppy fucked a puppy!

by Chris Lim's Father April 14, 2008