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fuckpuppet
One who serves no useful purpose aside from sex, esp. one who thinks they have a purpose due to being cleverly manipulated.
fuckpuppet by Beau Nobo June 11, 2003
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fuckpuppet
1. Mary is such a fuckpuppet, the whole hockey team had a turn.
2. Jim was late for work again, that stupid fuckpuppet.
2. Jim was late for work again, that stupid fuckpuppet.
fuckpuppet by The Mad Steve April 22, 2011
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Fuckpuppetry
Fuckpuppetry is the action of using the body of a willing sexual partner as a passive object of pleasure. Often it involves extensive manipulation of the other's body, like a puppet. It is said that "FP" relies on high levels of trust and that human puppets report high levels of sexual and emotional satisfaction. 🎀🎀🎀
She longed to engage in fuckpuppetry with her professor, once she realized that his intense stare meant not that he disliked her, but rather desired to rule over her body.
Fuckpuppetry by Puppe April 10, 2015
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fuckpuppies by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007
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fuckpuppy by Chris Lim's Father April 14, 2008
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