fuckpuppy 

1. A person who has sexual relations with a canine.
2. A way to refer to someone you hate.

That fuckpuppy fucked a puppy!

fuckpuppy by Chris Lim's Father April 14, 2008

fuckmuppet 

(n) a person who's intelligence ranks that of an unplugged sex machine.

What an inbred fuckmuppet you are!

fuckmuppet by Lady Phoenix May 16, 2003

Fuckmuppet 

general insult

You're such a fuckmuppet!

Fuckmuppet by Jenfizor November 2, 2010

Fuckupper 

The person in your circle of friends who is always fucking things up.

Person 1: How'd things with the project so badly?

Person 2: Oh you know, it was assigned to John, the resident Fuckupper.

Fuckupper by ArtistsUnited December 24, 2014

fuckmuppetry 

The act of being a fuckmuppet. Being unbelievably inept, stupid and incompetent. Not to mention, inconsiderate.

The rampant fuckmuppetry being exhibited by the clerks at the Department of Motor Vehicles caused me to briefly consider the act of defenestration.

fuckmuppetry by Ame Chan December 5, 2004

fuckpuppet 

One who serves no useful purpose aside from sex, esp. one who thinks they have a purpose due to being cleverly manipulated.

She's not my girlfriend; she's just a fuckpuppet.

fuckpuppet by Beau Nobo June 11, 2003

Fuck Puppy 

The concept that many couples seem to have defining a role of a person that will join their sexual relationship much like an innocent and helpless puppy would. Also, any person filling such a role.

Can you believe that she is willing to be their Fuck Puppy?!?! I mean they don't even let her hang out with her friends anymore. I think it's really sad, I wish she would maintain better boundaries for herself!

Fuck Puppy by BonezTheGoon February 6, 2013