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Fungalitus 

According to Vivian (YouTube Channel Vivian Tries) Fungalitus is present on items that you think are clean but you're not sure.
I just got these new metal straws at the Dollar Store. They are probably okay to use but I think I'll put them through the dishwasher just in case they have Fungalitus inside that I can't see.
Fungalitus by kaman25 January 18, 2020

Va Fungul 

It think it means "Go Fuck Yourself" in Italian. That's what mom taught me.
Someone angers you: "Va Fungul"
Va Fungul by puzy July 1, 2018

fungal tunnel

An infection of the vagina caused by the same fungus that causes Athlete's foot (tinea pedis). Also known by the names tinea twat and Athlete's vag. This highly contagious condition is often spread by cougars.
1. Mike accidentally put his dick in a fungal tunnel. He now has jock itch.

2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank fungal tunnel.
fungal tunnel by vagdoc October 13, 2011

Fungal Slut

A sweaty, sexually promiscuous woman that suffers from severe fungal infections due to sexual transmission or poor hygiene.
Kate is a smelly fungal slut; she has mold growing out of her armpits.
Fungal Slut by Sussus Hapus July 1, 2021

fungal friendly

People who are open to using or being around people using magic mushrooms, i.e. boomers, shrooms, psilocybin mushrooms, psychedelic mushrooms, or fungi that contain psychedelic substances such as psilocybin, psilocin, or muscimol.
I am looking to hook up with people who are fungal friendly for some serious partying.
fungal friendly by Ncy January 7, 2007

Fungal in the jungle 

"I would have gone home with Tiffany, but I heard she has fungal in the jungle."