kaman25's definitions
Breathing disease related to the Trump administration's rollback of pollution standards in order to allow harmful toxins into the air so rich people can make more money while the rest of us make less lifespan.
In the year 2020, Trump has ruined the environment so badly that the voters standing in line all have some form of Trumpothelioma.
by kaman25 August 23, 2018

Mother: "Okay kids dinner is ready!"
Kid 1: (looks at kid 2) "Time to Sow Down!"
Kid 2: (Pushes up nose to make a snout) "Oink Oink!"
Kid 1: (looks at kid 2) "Time to Sow Down!"
Kid 2: (Pushes up nose to make a snout) "Oink Oink!"
by kaman25 March 5, 2020

by kaman25 January 30, 2021

President: Don't worry folks, I Gotchacovid!
Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: I suddenly feel the need to go buy a lot of toilet paper and hand sanitizer.
Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: I suddenly feel the need to go buy a lot of toilet paper and hand sanitizer.
by kaman25 March 18, 2020

Both a physical and mental diagnosis meaning one can't remember the last time they achieved a functional erection.
Hey Keith my 22 year old girlfriend has a sister who's into older guys! Do you want to meet her?
Nah, sorry Bro I got diagnosed with Alzheimerection. I think I'll just go to bed early.
Nah, sorry Bro I got diagnosed with Alzheimerection. I think I'll just go to bed early.
by kaman25 September 27, 2023

When a housecat sits very still with their paws under them, awake but unmoving right where a human needs to go.
by kaman25 September 3, 2023

Who the administrator of a Facebook or Forum page appoints to take care of the small day-to-day problems that arise.
by kaman25 June 6, 2018
