kaman25's definitions

Yackamole

When an email or article has too much introduction before getting to the point.

I clicked on this to learn how bad the next solar storm will be, not to play yackamole for 5 pages of Sun 101.

by kaman25 April 4, 2022

Amazanta

An Amazon delivery person.

My boss called and wanted me to work on my day off but I'm waiting for Amazanta.

by kaman25 January 30, 2022

catventory

When you have more than 3 cats and one has a batch of kittens you have to take catventory otherwise you can't leave or go to sleep.

I was walking the neighborhood at 2am whispering "Here kitty kitty" because my catventory came up one cat short.

by kaman25 May 29, 2021

Yellowlining

Forgetting you are coming from or going to a new place and ending up messed up because you followed your old routine.

On the Simpsons the robot told Homer it couldn't go with him because they had to stay on the yellow line.

I was half way to my old apartment when I stopped, smacked my forehead and said, "Dummy you are yellowlining to a place you no longer live!"

by kaman25 June 3, 2021

Rudyrot

When you see someone with the four front bottom teeth rotted or badly discolored.

Wow, when you see pictures of your dad really laughing you can see the Rudyrot.

by kaman25 June 15, 2018

Mustardmony

Mustardmony is the act of combining two half-full bottles of mustard to form one full bottle.

Unless you have squeeze bottles mustardmony is a slow process.

by kaman25 January 30, 2020

Gotchacovid

Gotchacovid is what a person in charge says when he knows we're screwed.

President: Don't worry folks, I Gotchacovid!
Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: I suddenly feel the need to go buy a lot of toilet paper and hand sanitizer.

by kaman25 March 18, 2020