Definitions by kaman25

Alzheimerection 

Both a physical and mental diagnosis meaning one can't remember the last time they achieved a functional erection.

Hey Keith my 22 year old girlfriend has a sister who's into older guys! Do you want to meet her?

Nah, sorry Bro I got diagnosed with Alzheimerection. I think I'll just go to bed early.

Alzheimerection by kaman25 September 27, 2023

McCoy Bag 

A small cross body slung case with multiple sectioned compartments for Dr. McCoy (Star Trek) to use on "away missions".

Wow this headache is killing me!
Hold on I've got chewable aspirin in my McCoy bag.

McCoy Bag by kaman25 September 13, 2023

I'll 

A compound word replacing the sentence fragment "I will".

Me: Hey Gianna, You should try putting chilli in you Mac & Cheese.

Gianna: "I'll"

I'll by kaman25 September 8, 2023

Cataloggin' 

When a housecat sits very still with their paws under them, awake but unmoving right where a human needs to go.

I want to go do laundry but Luna is cataloggin' in front of the door.

Cataloggin' by kaman25 September 3, 2023

Sprawlburbs 

The area outside an urban center but not as far out as to be in another town considered to be a suburb of the urban center.

Hey Let's meet in the bar district and do a pub crawl.

I can't, I live in the Sprawlburbs. Too close to the city to own a car but too far to go when the busses don't run.

Sprawlburbs by kaman25 November 11, 2022

Dreamory 

While dreaming you have a memory of an event in another dream that adds reality to the current dream.

Last night I was dreaming I was in a strange place and I was scared until my Dreamory reminded me I'd been here before in another dream. Then I was fine.

Dreamory by kaman25 September 7, 2022

Yackamole 

When an email or article has too much introduction before getting to the point.

I clicked on this to learn how bad the next solar storm will be, not to play yackamole for 5 pages of Sun 101.

Yackamole by kaman25 April 4, 2022