kaman25's definitions

Trumpothelioma

Breathing disease related to the Trump administration's rollback of pollution standards in order to allow harmful toxins into the air so rich people can make more money while the rest of us make less lifespan.

In the year 2020, Trump has ruined the environment so badly that the voters standing in line all have some form of Trumpothelioma.

by kaman25 August 23, 2018

Sow Down

Sow Down means the same as Dip up It means it's time to eat. It's from growing up on a pig farm.

Mother: "Okay kids dinner is ready!"
Kid 1: (looks at kid 2) "Time to Sow Down!"
Kid 2: (Pushes up nose to make a snout) "Oink Oink!"

by kaman25 March 5, 2020

Millivanillianaire

Someone who claims to be rich but isn't.

(From an old SNL Weekend Update)

Wow! Donald just told me he is a billionaire!

No way! If anything he's a Millivanillianaire.

by kaman25 January 30, 2021

Gotchacovid

Gotchacovid is what a person in charge says when he knows we're screwed.

President: Don't worry folks, I Gotchacovid!
Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: I suddenly feel the need to go buy a lot of toilet paper and hand sanitizer.

by kaman25 March 18, 2020

Alzheimerection

Both a physical and mental diagnosis meaning one can't remember the last time they achieved a functional erection.

Hey Keith my 22 year old girlfriend has a sister who's into older guys! Do you want to meet her?

Nah, sorry Bro I got diagnosed with Alzheimerection. I think I'll just go to bed early.

by kaman25 September 27, 2023

Cataloggin'

When a housecat sits very still with their paws under them, awake but unmoving right where a human needs to go.

I want to go do laundry but Luna is cataloggin' in front of the door.

by kaman25 September 3, 2023

adminion

Who the administrator of a Facebook or Forum page appoints to take care of the small day-to-day problems that arise.

I don't have time to deal with this issue right now. I'll just get an Adminion to work on it.

by kaman25 June 6, 2018