When a housecat sits very still with their paws under them, awake but unmoving right where a human needs to go.
by kaman25 September 03, 2023
by kaman25 January 30, 2022
According to Vivian (YouTube Channel Vivian Tries) Fungalitus is present on items that you think are clean but you're not sure.
I just got these new metal straws at the Dollar Store. They are probably okay to use but I think I'll put them through the dishwasher just in case they have Fungalitus inside that I can't see.
by kaman25 January 18, 2020
President: Don't worry folks, I Gotchacovid!
Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: I suddenly feel the need to go buy a lot of toilet paper and hand sanitizer.
Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: I suddenly feel the need to go buy a lot of toilet paper and hand sanitizer.
by kaman25 March 18, 2020
When something bad happens and people take to social media to rant rather than contacting their government representatives. It feels good but it does no good.
After what happened yesterday everyone went to their computers to gundurbate instead of writing their congressman.
by kaman25 February 18, 2018
by kaman25 October 11, 2019
Forgetting you are coming from or going to a new place and ending up messed up because you followed your old routine.
On the Simpsons the robot told Homer it couldn't go with him because they had to stay on the yellow line.
I was half way to my old apartment when I stopped, smacked my forehead and said, "Dummy you are yellowlining to a place you no longer live!"
I was half way to my old apartment when I stopped, smacked my forehead and said, "Dummy you are yellowlining to a place you no longer live!"
by kaman25 June 03, 2021