Fungaloid

A person who hath reached a state of morbid obesity to the point where living organisms thrive under the fat rolls of its host.

Did you see my friend the fungaloid? Scientists claim that there is a bacterial ecosystem in his belly-button fat.

by Panth300 October 7, 2015

fungaloid

noun
1. someone composed entirely of yeast
2. a beautiful young man who shits mushrooms
3. a fire-breathing dragon from alaska, or an alaskan firedragon
verb
1. to babahao
adjective
1. describes someone as beingn composed virtually entirely of mushrooms
2. describes something to be composed virtually entire ly of fungaloids

noah: hey man youre looking quite hefty... lookin fungaloid my man
my man: fuck you mud
noah: ungaloid

by leochen January 5, 2026

Fungalitus

According to Vivian (YouTube Channel Vivian Tries) Fungalitus is present on items that you think are clean but you're not sure.

I just got these new metal straws at the Dollar Store. They are probably okay to use but I think I'll put them through the dishwasher just in case they have Fungalitus inside that I can't see.

by kaman25 January 18, 2020

fugloid

A fugly loser that complains way too much.

Susie:"Omg my cow won't shut up, it's been mooing all night."

Bob:"All you do is compain..Yer such a fugloid"

by Jayisan Geerer April 29, 2009

funglord

A total dipshit, an assbite.

Can be used in reference to a living thing or machine.

Steve Case is a total fundlord, I hope he contracts Herpes on his face.

or

My car got another flat tire, what a funglord.

by Joseph K. Gunger October 1, 2003

fungalow

Pronounced: funn-gul-oh. Code for a drug dealer's house. It's funny because dealers normally live in shitty houses, like bungalows, and smoke crack there. That makes it a fungalow.

Brother 1: Yo dawg, ya know where a nigga can get sum meth
Brother 2: Yea, jus hi7 up J-Hood's fungalow dawg!

by Edrian Adwards October 3, 2013

fungalingus

When a woman's cooter is horrifically dirty, and is discovered to be in such condition after cunnilingus is performed.

"Geoff gave his girlfriend head last night. He almost threw up after that fungalingus."

by The Black Fury November 18, 2018