An infection of the vagina caused by the same fungus that causes Athlete's foot (tinea pedis). Also known by the names tinea twat and Athlete's vag. This highly contagious condition is often spread by cougars.

1. Mike accidentally put his dick in a fungal tunnel. He now has jock itch.

2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank fungal tunnel.

fungal tunnel by vagdoc October 13, 2011

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Fungal Slut

A sweaty, sexually promiscuous woman that suffers from severe fungal infections due to sexual transmission or poor hygiene.

Kate is a smelly fungal slut; she has mold growing out of her armpits.

Fungal Slut by Sussus Hapus July 1, 2021

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fungal friendly

People who are open to using or being around people using magic mushrooms, i.e. boomers, shrooms, psilocybin mushrooms, psychedelic mushrooms, or fungi that contain psychedelic substances such as psilocybin, psilocin, or muscimol.

I am looking to hook up with people who are fungal friendly for some serious partying.

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Fungal in the jungle

Genital warts.

"I would have gone home with Tiffany, but I heard she has fungal in the jungle."

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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