fungisexual

Having a sexual preference for fungi, typically of the foot

My fungisexual boyfriend rawdogged the fungus on my feet! It was sooo hot!

fungisexual by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

furnisexual 

Someone sexually oriented to the movable articles in a room or an establishment that make it fit for living or working.

I.e. a person who completely lacks sexual interest in anything human, much less alive. But, unlike someone or something that is asexual or simply of other orientations or fetishes that don't involve living or human targets, a furnisexual desires to and probably attempts to fuck chairs, tables etcetera.

The term is also thrown around by "normal" people for a cheap laugh or shock value.

"I'm so sorry about what happened to the new leather couch but I wasn't under the influence of any substances or attempting some pathetic form of masturbation. Mom. Dad. There's something I need to tell you. I'm a furnisexual."

"My rents are on their way home to bitch about all the shit I did this weekend. While I'm arguing with them I think I'll slip in a bullshit confession about being a furnisexual. I'm not sure if they'll be amused and it'll lighten the impact of the other stuff or if they'll put me in serious therapy and/or drug me up heavily but either way I win, right?"

furnisexual by Mebpitwe Istadamaus March 24, 2004

Furnisexual 

A person that is intimate and/or will have sex with furniture.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about John? I heard he fucks chairs.

Person 2: Yeah, he must be a furnisexual.

Furnisexual by ElectricGuitarGuy June 20, 2011

Funsexual 

Not labeling your sexual preference do to certain sexual acts as gay/lesbian but just a type of sex life you enjoy because it’s pleasurable and fun.

Woman: I do like occasionally licking pussy however I don’t consider myself bi or a lesbian I just consider myself funsexual.

Funsexual by Mush8806 November 11, 2018

funsexual 

The sexual (or romantic) attraction to fun people, regardless of gender or other factors.

Yes but you will never be as funsexual as Captain Jack Harkness.

funsexual by pinkplushdino July 10, 2011

Fundysexual 

Watches dreamsmp to much and writes wattpad storys about the characters fucking. A sad exuse for being a furry.

wow hes such a Fundysexual

Fundysexual by CraftablWithAGun November 9, 2021

fungi sexual 

One who is sexually attracted to Fungi. All they ever think of, is to procreate with fungi in the wild or in bed.

Person 1: Who do you like ?

Person 2: That fungi that's growing in the garden. I'm so Fungi sexual

Person 1: Get yourself mentally checked!

fungi sexual by Antiquity February 21, 2023