furnisexual 

Someone sexually oriented to the movable articles in a room or an establishment that make it fit for living or working.

I.e. a person who completely lacks sexual interest in anything human, much less alive. But, unlike someone or something that is asexual or simply of other orientations or fetishes that don't involve living or human targets, a furnisexual desires to and probably attempts to fuck chairs, tables etcetera.

The term is also thrown around by "normal" people for a cheap laugh or shock value.

"I'm so sorry about what happened to the new leather couch but I wasn't under the influence of any substances or attempting some pathetic form of masturbation. Mom. Dad. There's something I need to tell you. I'm a furnisexual."

"My rents are on their way home to bitch about all the shit I did this weekend. While I'm arguing with them I think I'll slip in a bullshit confession about being a furnisexual. I'm not sure if they'll be amused and it'll lighten the impact of the other stuff or if they'll put me in serious therapy and/or drug me up heavily but either way I win, right?"

furnisexual by Mebpitwe Istadamaus March 24, 2004

Furnisexual 

A person that is intimate and/or will have sex with furniture.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about John? I heard he fucks chairs.

Person 2: Yeah, he must be a furnisexual.

Furnisexual by ElectricGuitarGuy June 20, 2011

Furnisexual 

A person who is sexually or romantically attracted to furnishings.

Despite his claims that he did not have sexual relations with that couch, everyone knows that deep down J.D. Vance is secretly a Furnisexual.

Furnisexual by PleaseWriteYourNameHere August 18, 2024

Furrysexual 

Furrysexual is the unofficial name to a sexual attraction to anthropomorphic animals that may or may not conflict with their sexual identity (ex. A heterosexual individual may have sexual attraction to a "furry" of the same gender as them). Though it is not considered a real sexual identity, many members of the furry fandom have claimed this form of feeling towards anthropomorphic animals

A-That dude is straight but j heard he'd fuck Nick Wilde if he could
B-he must be Furrysexual

Furrysexual by Atom Wolf July 24, 2016

Furrysexual 

Furrysexual is the unofficial name to a sexual attraction to anthropomorphic animals that may or may not conflict with their sexual identity (ex. A heterosexual individual may have sexual attraction to a "furry" of the same gender as them). Though it is not considered a real sexual identity, many members of the furry fandom have claimed this form of feeling towards anthropomorphic animals

A-That dude is straight but j heard he'd fuck Nick Wilde if he could
B-he must be Furrysexual

Furrysexual by Atom Wolf July 24, 2016

fursexual 

Fursexual is the sexual attractions to anthropomorphic animals. Any gender is fine, or you could be specific with Heterofursexual and Homofursexual and so on. The people who are fursexual are not attracted to humans but instead rely on the thought that may anthros could be real so they can love.

Normie: So what sexuality are you?
Furry: Sorry... I'm fursexual.

fursexual by ShadowHusky January 18, 2017

Funsexual 

Not labeling your sexual preference do to certain sexual acts as gay/lesbian but just a type of sex life you enjoy because it’s pleasurable and fun.

Woman: I do like occasionally licking pussy however I don’t consider myself bi or a lesbian I just consider myself funsexual.

Funsexual by Mush8806 November 11, 2018