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Fufessional 

"People hear professional and think 'wow, hey that guy's special!'. No. Fufessional is the next level. Thats me."
Fufessional by funnyducky December 29, 2011

finessional 

Professional finesse, mastered the art of finessing
"Yo boy just came up on the sack" "Oh for real? That nigga a real Finessional"
finessional by CheatCodeLo March 28, 2015

fluffessionals 

A group of awesome developers who transcend beyond what's commonly believed to be the maximum level of usability fluff to be fluffessionals.
Woh, no way that user interface is so unbelievably awesome, you must be one of the fluffessionals!
fluffessionals by YoNally March 27, 2019

fauxfessional

noun, one who pretends to know it all at work and criticizes others when in truth, they are the one that sucks.
Sue talks smack about everyone else in the office but she is a fauxfessional. She can't even do her job well.
fauxfessional by greenthumb11 September 9, 2009

Fauxfessional

1. An imitator or poser of a professional service provider or legitimate business.
2. Possibly known to you, recommended by someone you know or found operating on social media.
I can't believe how badly our wedding photos came out because we hired a fauxfessional!
Fauxfessional by Smallbizblogger September 4, 2017

Fofessional 

Aka the Fauxfessional. Really just sums up a wannabe who pretends to have the credentials to take on any profession that catches their eye at the time. Their resume is full of junk that waffles on about absolute bullshit, touching excessively on being a 'team player with excellent communication skills'. The term 'fake it till you make it' has become their life motto and talking out of one's ass is just a natural reflex.
As a fofessional team player, I believe that I have the rare skill of going above and beyond the highest realm of creativity to really excel as a senior copywriter for your beautifully reputable company, which I have heard so much about through my elite networking circles.
Fofessional by ACunny October 22, 2023