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Fufessional 

"People hear professional and think 'wow, hey that guy's special!'. No. Fufessional is the next level. Thats me."
Fufessional by funnyducky December 29, 2011

finessional 

Professional finesse, mastered the art of finessing
"Yo boy just came up on the sack" "Oh for real? That nigga a real Finessional"
finessional by CheatCodeLo March 28, 2015

fluffessionals 

A group of awesome developers who transcend beyond what's commonly believed to be the maximum level of usability fluff to be fluffessionals.
Woh, no way that user interface is so unbelievably awesome, you must be one of the fluffessionals!
fluffessionals by YoNally March 27, 2019

fauxfessional

noun, one who pretends to know it all at work and criticizes others when in truth, they are the one that sucks.
Sue talks smack about everyone else in the office but she is a fauxfessional. She can't even do her job well.
fauxfessional by greenthumb11 September 9, 2009

Fauxfessional

1. An imitator or poser of a professional service provider or legitimate business.
2. Possibly known to you, recommended by someone you know or found operating on social media.
I can't believe how badly our wedding photos came out because we hired a fauxfessional!
Fauxfessional by Smallbizblogger September 4, 2017

Fofessional 

Aka the Fauxfessional. Really just sums up a wannabe who pretends to have the credentials to take on any profession that catches their eye at the time. Their resume is full of junk that waffles on about absolute bullshit, touching excessively on being a 'team player with excellent communication skills'. The term 'fake it till you make it' has become their life motto and talking out of one's ass is just a natural reflex.
As a fofessional team player, I believe that I have the rare skill of going above and beyond the highest realm of creativity to really excel as a senior copywriter for your beautifully reputable company, which I have heard so much about through my elite networking circles.
Fofessional by ACunny October 22, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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