Fofessional 

Aka the Fauxfessional. Really just sums up a wannabe who pretends to have the credentials to take on any profession that catches their eye at the time. Their resume is full of junk that waffles on about absolute bullshit, touching excessively on being a 'team player with excellent communication skills'. The term 'fake it till you make it' has become their life motto and talking out of one's ass is just a natural reflex.

As a fofessional team player, I believe that I have the rare skill of going above and beyond the highest realm of creativity to really excel as a senior copywriter for your beautifully reputable company, which I have heard so much about through my elite networking circles.

Fofessional by ACunny October 22, 2023

Fufessional 

A fucking (or freaking) professional.

"People hear professional and think 'wow, hey that guy's special!'. No. Fufessional is the next level. Thats me."

Fufessional by funnyducky December 29, 2011

finessional 

Professional finesse, mastered the art of finessing

"Yo boy just came up on the sack" "Oh for real? That nigga a real Finessional"

finessional by CheatCodeLo March 28, 2015

Ho-Fessional 

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

Ho-Fessional by Eddie Domingez March 19, 2008

HOfessional 

A woman who has a masters degree in pleasing men (and women) with the sole purpose of improving her current financial situation and achieving her goals. She masters this to perfucktion.

But this type of woman is not to be confused with a slut. A HOfessional doesn't fuck around just for the hell of it. No, a HOfessional is a lady in every sense of the word. She's smart, dedicated, and very strong, but she is not above a good fuck to help her on her path to a successful career.

1) Christina Aguilara and Joss Stone: They both slept around with music producers to further their career. But I'm not mad at them...they're millionaires now! Common whores could learn a thing or two from them.

2) Jennifer Lopez: We all knew that shit with P. Diddy wouldn't last. She wanted to become a music star and damn if fucking Puffy didn't help her ass! She dropped Diddy when she was done getting what she needed. The true mark of a HOfessional.

3) Cassie: This little diva can't sing for shit, yet her music is constantly blasted on radio stations around the world. I know many ask "Who did this girl fuck to get so famous?" The answer is Ryan Leslie. But no hating here..she's a star now. Go girl!

Other HOfessionals: Britney Spears, Buffy the Body, and a long list of others.

HOfessional by MO SIL December 15, 2008

Ho-Fessional 

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

Ho-Fessional by Eddie Domingez March 20, 2008

Fropessional 

Member of a vocation founded upon specialized educational training through experience while also taking on full advantages to that job, even so to a illegal extent. A Fropessional's job to them means a lot more than the job itself, but also the side-job. A frolicker at Heart, open-minded who has obtained a degree in a professional field yet practices pushing the limits with their own tint of the profession they are in discreetly. The term Fropessional is used more generally to denote a white collar working person (which might have a 'Fro' or 'Afro Power'), or a person who performs commercially in a field typically reserved for hobbyists or amateurs. The acronym "Frop", which also signifies "For Rich Or Poor", and the attitude the Fropessional carries to their work-ethics i.e. never to exclude the poor. "Frop", also being a "synonym" for drop, it can also signify the unpredictable nature of such a person dropping by(for selfish reasons). Dropping by also applies to Prostitutes...

Fropessional: "Honey, gotta go to work"
Husband: "Be a baker out there now"
Fropessional: "I will..."

at the Bakery...
Fropessional: "Listen Kid, you got the cash? My Weed Farm in the back isn't gonna hold out for long if i don't get the money, my kids, their future..."
Dealer: "Relax, i got it, you've got it covered, no one'll notice it in a bakery!"
Fropessional: "Go, Go, Go, gotta do my work now..."
Student: "Don't worry, you are a true Froppessional :)"

Fropessional by Aeonitis June 19, 2010