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fauxfessional

noun, one who pretends to know it all at work and criticizes others when in truth, they are the one that sucks.
Sue talks smack about everyone else in the office but she is a fauxfessional. She can't even do her job well.
fauxfessional by greenthumb11 September 9, 2009
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Fauxfessional

1. An imitator or poser of a professional service provider or legitimate business.
2. Possibly known to you, recommended by someone you know or found operating on social media.
I can't believe how badly our wedding photos came out because we hired a fauxfessional!
Fauxfessional by Smallbizblogger September 4, 2017

Fufessional 

"People hear professional and think 'wow, hey that guy's special!'. No. Fufessional is the next level. Thats me."
Fufessional by funnyducky December 29, 2011

fluffessionals 

A group of awesome developers who transcend beyond what's commonly believed to be the maximum level of usability fluff to be fluffessionals.
Woh, no way that user interface is so unbelievably awesome, you must be one of the fluffessionals!
fluffessionals by YoNally March 27, 2019

funfessional 

having or showing the skill appropriate to a professional person while still maintaining a certain degree of personal enjoyment
I am highly motivated with a spectacular attention to detail while maintaining an upbeat joie de vivre and an irreverent sense of humour that embodies what I like to call ‘funfessional’.
funfessional by Liana Clinton October 18, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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