fundamnental 

A basic guideline for effectively using "salty" language.

A fundamnentalist could refer to someone who either is super-seriously opposed to profanity, or laces his Bible-thumping rhetoric with assorted "adjectives" dat do not truly add anything meaningful to said tirades, and generally serve to just turn listeners away, especially those with young impressionable children.

fundamnental by QuacksO February 25, 2023

greenback-fundalmentalist 

someone who is a zealot for money or lets money dictate their worldview;the philosophy of money

mr smithers is a greenback-fundalmentalist

greenback-fundalmentalist by revtriggafinga October 13, 2008

Fundamentally Adequate Quintessentials

what tøp thinks FAQ stands for

Tyler: a lot of people think FAQ stands for Frequently Asked Questions, but it actually stands for...

Josh: ...Fundamentally Adequate Quintessentials

Fundamentally Adequate Quintessentials by a clikkie May 4, 2019

gaygreenback-fundalmentalist

someone who is a zealot for money but happens to be gay;money dictates their worldview

that gay billionaire is a
"gaygreenback-fundalmentalist"

gaygreenback-fundalmentalist by reverend.triggafinga October 13, 2008

Fundamentalist 

A person who takes their religion so literally and to such extremes that they contradict the very basis of their faith. They typically believe in a literal, verbatim interpretation of their scripture. They also have ridiculous, childish defenses to intelligent criticism of their beliefs that border on insanity. The level of hypocrisy and stupidity most of these people exhibit is truly profound.

Prime examples of fundamentalists are the geniuses who call themselves Christians and march around with signs that say "GOD HATES FAGS," seriously suggest that the earth is 6,000 years old when an overwhelming amount of scientific evidence proves otherwise, or tell women that they are filthy when they are menstruating (because it's in the Bible, you know).

Fundamentalists in general give religion a bad name. By definiition, it is impossible for any religion or belief structure that is centered on love, compassion, understanding, and forgiveness (most of the major religions are) to be anything but great. However, when people watch the news and see these dumbasses parading around with their "THANK GOD FOR AIDS - FAGS GO TO HELL" signs and calling themselves Christians, it tends to leave a bad taste in the mouth.

See also asshat.

Jerry Falwell blamed the 9/11 attacks on the wrath of God, which he claims was incited by gays, lesbians, and pornography. He's a fundamentalist.

Fundamentalist by Matrexius March 3, 2005

fundamentalist cop 

a police officer who strictly abides by the letter of the law

For a fundamentalist cop, a car going 27 in a 25 mph zone warrants a ticket.

fundamentalist cop by kris takahashi December 31, 2009

Fundamentalist 

An adherent of a religion (especially Protestant Christianity but can also be Catholicism, Mormonism, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism or other faith), characterized by a rigid orthodoxy, a belief in absolute inerrancy and infallibility of a religion's scripture, founder, or primitive organization, a reactionary stance in social and political matters as well as religious, and usually rejection of modern scholarship and scientific question of relgious myth and doctrine: also fundamentalism.

Fundamentalists dominate newer, smaller and more radical Christian denominations, especially Pentecostal and independent Baptist, but have had limited success in mainline Protestant bodies, except for the Southern Baptist Convention.

Fundamentalist by LudwigVan November 10, 2003