Fundamnentalist 

A stick-in-da-mud person who stubbornly/arrogantly believes in da strict, literal interpretation of scripture in a religion; actual life/historical facts and experiences be hanged!

Da problem with "Bible-belt" Fundamnentalists is dat --- figuratively speaking --- they don't have any extra holes in da cinch-up strap for their waistbands to allow for adjustments. But not everything in life is totally black or white, so problems and stubbornness issues are bound to arise from said lack of flexibility or open-mindedness.

Fundamnentalist by QuacksO February 5, 2020

fundamnentalist 

A "strictly-by-da-book" bible-thumper who either uses salty language to accentuate his preaching, or claims dat you will suffer total "fire 'n' brimstone" at da hands of Da Great One if you don't follow His word to da letter.

If being or following a fundamnentalist means aggravating fellow humans about my supposed religious beliefs and/or breaking my staunchly-practiced "no potty-mouth" principle, I reckon "Ell Passo" on dat, thank you very much! :P

fundamnentalist by QuacksO January 29, 2023

greenback-fundalmentalist 

someone who is a zealot for money or lets money dictate their worldview;the philosophy of money

mr smithers is a greenback-fundalmentalist

greenback-fundalmentalist by revtriggafinga October 13, 2008

gaygreenback-fundalmentalist

someone who is a zealot for money but happens to be gay;money dictates their worldview

that gay billionaire is a
"gaygreenback-fundalmentalist"

gaygreenback-fundalmentalist by reverend.triggafinga October 13, 2008

Fundamentalist 

A person who takes their religion so literally and to such extremes that they contradict the very basis of their faith. They typically believe in a literal, verbatim interpretation of their scripture. They also have ridiculous, childish defenses to intelligent criticism of their beliefs that border on insanity. The level of hypocrisy and stupidity most of these people exhibit is truly profound.

Prime examples of fundamentalists are the geniuses who call themselves Christians and march around with signs that say "GOD HATES FAGS," seriously suggest that the earth is 6,000 years old when an overwhelming amount of scientific evidence proves otherwise, or tell women that they are filthy when they are menstruating (because it's in the Bible, you know).

Fundamentalists in general give religion a bad name. By definiition, it is impossible for any religion or belief structure that is centered on love, compassion, understanding, and forgiveness (most of the major religions are) to be anything but great. However, when people watch the news and see these dumbasses parading around with their "THANK GOD FOR AIDS - FAGS GO TO HELL" signs and calling themselves Christians, it tends to leave a bad taste in the mouth.

See also asshat.

Jerry Falwell blamed the 9/11 attacks on the wrath of God, which he claims was incited by gays, lesbians, and pornography. He's a fundamentalist.

Fundamentalist by Matrexius March 3, 2005

fundamentalist cop 

a police officer who strictly abides by the letter of the law

For a fundamentalist cop, a car going 27 in a 25 mph zone warrants a ticket.

fundamentalist cop by kris takahashi December 31, 2009

Fundamentalist 

An adherent of a religion (especially Protestant Christianity but can also be Catholicism, Mormonism, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism or other faith), characterized by a rigid orthodoxy, a belief in absolute inerrancy and infallibility of a religion's scripture, founder, or primitive organization, a reactionary stance in social and political matters as well as religious, and usually rejection of modern scholarship and scientific question of relgious myth and doctrine: also fundamentalism.

Fundamentalists dominate newer, smaller and more radical Christian denominations, especially Pentecostal and independent Baptist, but have had limited success in mainline Protestant bodies, except for the Southern Baptist Convention.

Fundamentalist by LudwigVan November 10, 2003