of, or having to do with having funky oral pleasure, taking part in oral pleasure in the vaguest of manners. Created by JPBradley in his complete ossimness and glory praise be to him.
This food is almost as good as the funkalingus jake gave me last night.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.