fumpk

the word fuck but pronounced as fumpk

what the fumpk!? lets get fumpked up tonight bro!

by kenmaldo March 16, 2020

Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink

A spittoon lovin' darn tootin' ole adventurer from Boring Springs.

Accompanied by Gary the Goblin and a looney tooney horse, he travels the West as both a snake oiler and a cow puncher whilst gracefully fending off skeletons, clowns and hat-wearing bandits. What a man.

Guy #1: Who in tire nation is that feller over there diggin thru the spitton?
Guy #2: I gots no idea. What a Mumflr Marshal Fumperdink.

by Minzus February 1, 2021

gorrest fump

The alternate version of Forrest Gump starring Al Gore.

Ma Momma said Box is life a like of locochates, get ya gonna what ya what never know. - Al Gore, Gorrest Fump

by TWC.TV March 5, 2016

Fumikage Tokoyami

The best friggin bird boi on the planet with a shadow birb friend (hes a good boyo)

Fumikage Tokoyami is the best birb on the planet and he's my most favorite being in the whole entire universe

by Wolfafle October 10, 2020

fumika

prettiest, most perfect girl. Only dates guys who aren't losers

My girlfriend is pretty ugly, better find myself a Fumika!

by IamNightwalker December 23, 2013

Fumpkin Job

When a chick sticks here finger in your bum while giving you a blow job.

Kevin: Miles did that chick give you a "fumpkin job"?
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.

by MilesM21 December 19, 2009

fumping

When someone gets fucked and dumped immediately thereafter. Usually by a frat boy.

J: "I really don't see the point in fumping!"
A: "I heard Kiki was fumped by Cedric the other day. Poor her."
J: "What an asshole. But what did you expect from a frat boy such as him..."

by thre macs no cheezes January 6, 2021