fumpkin

verb
1. Fapping whilst taking a shit
2. Bringing oneself to orgasm while in the process of defecating

"Last night I was giving my self a fumpkin and it was so hard to finish because my shit smelled so horrendous!"

by nym November 03, 2013

Fumpkin

The action of the girl sitting on your penis while taking a shit

Hey sweetie instead of a Blumpkin tonight how about a Fumpkin instead !?

by Jake Hughes21 May 07, 2017

Fumpkin Job

When a chick sticks here finger in your bum while giving you a blow job.

Kevin: Miles did that chick give you a "fumpkin job"?
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.

by MilesM21 December 19, 2009

Fumpkin

Or Filipino Pumpkin Is a Filipino woman who needs to be married before 40 years old.

Let’s celebrate the fumpkin wedding of our friend Katherine.

by PJ Vital June 20, 2021

Fumpkin

Fump·kin
noun
1.
a large fake orange-yellow decoration that breaks when looking at it.
2.
the act of having your balls sucked on while taking a piss.

Shawn: Hey bro, did you get with Sousanne last night?
Blake: Yeah, but I had to pee, so I convinced her to give me a Fumpkin.

by Atomikpunx November 10, 2019