fumpkin 

verb
1. Fapping whilst taking a shit
2. Bringing oneself to orgasm while in the process of defecating

"Last night I was giving my self a fumpkin and it was so hard to finish because my shit smelled so horrendous!"

fumpkin by nym November 2, 2013

Fumpkin 

The action of the girl sitting on your penis while taking a shit

Hey sweetie instead of a Blumpkin tonight how about a Fumpkin instead !?

Fumpkin by Jake Hughes21 May 7, 2017

Fumpkin 

Fump·kin
noun
1.
a large fake orange-yellow decoration that breaks when looking at it.
2.
the act of having your balls sucked on while taking a piss.

Shawn: Hey bro, did you get with Sousanne last night?
Blake: Yeah, but I had to pee, so I convinced her to give me a Fumpkin.

Fumpkin by Atomikpunx November 10, 2019

Fumpkin 

Or Filipino Pumpkin Is a Filipino woman who needs to be married before 40 years old.

Let’s celebrate the fumpkin wedding of our friend Katherine.

Fumpkin by PJ Vital June 20, 2021

Fumpkin Job 

When a chick sticks here finger in your bum while giving you a blow job.

Kevin: Miles did that chick give you a "fumpkin job"?
Miles: Yeah dude, I'm not sure if a finger in the bum from a chick giving you head is gay or not.
Kevin: totally not gay bro.

Fumpkin Job by MilesM21 December 19, 2009

fumping 

When someone gets fucked and dumped immediately thereafter. Usually by a frat boy.

J: "I really don't see the point in fumping!"
A: "I heard Kiki was fumped by Cedric the other day. Poor her."
J: "What an asshole. But what did you expect from a frat boy such as him..."

fumping by thre macs no cheezes January 6, 2021

French Flumpkin 

When you cum on a French guy's mom's face then push her face in dogshit almost drowning her

I gave le bluprple's mom a French Flumpkin that filthy slut

French Flumpkin by Classy guy69 February 21, 2021