fules

Made up rules that you convince your retarded buddies are real. Used to trick them into playing certain games incorrectly simply for your enjoyment.

Trevor: "John isn't even playing kickball right."
Ed: "Yeah, I taught him some fules so that we can laugh at him."
Trevor: "Look, he's running the bases with his dick out his pants."
All: "Hahahahahaha"

fules by pr0duct1ve June 25, 2009

flesh puddle

Def. 1 - Human condition marked by depleted physical resources resulting completely in bone ass tired exhaustion.
Def. 2 - Really good name for neo-punk band.

Worked a double shift, Ima flesh puddle.
Flesh Puddle opens for Biofunk at the Cave.

flesh puddle by msdee December 16, 2016

flesh chimney 

erect penis

To mum's horror, Simon pulled off his trousers and paraded around the sitting room; proudly sticking his angry erection in the air like a big flesh chimney.

flesh chimney by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017

fleshmometer 

Using the length of the penis as a temperature gauge. Essentially, a penis thermometer.

When we joined the polar bear club, my fleshmometer showed that the temperature was well below freezing.

fleshmometer by JohanMack February 20, 2018

Fleshlight Squire 

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.

That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

Fleshlight Squire by Soggybottom March 9, 2019

Flesh Threshold

The flesh threshold is the point at which a friendship becomes a hazy, undefined awkward mess filled with hook-ups and unanswered texts. After one crosses the flesh threshold, it is difficult if not impossible to return to the previous state of friendship.

Note: Sex is not required to cross the flesh threshold.

We can't invite Ryan and Rebecca to the same party - they're so awkward since they crossed the flesh threshold.

Flesh Threshold by Babymaker 5000 January 10, 2012

The Ex Files 

These are strange things you know or suspect your ex did to you typically sneaking behind your back.

Someone contacted my friends online and accused me of crimes and perversions, I guess that is one for The Ex Files!

The Ex Files by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2020