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Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.
Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent. 

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
something invented, made up, or fabricated; an invention; a fiction; something feigned or imagined
Social figments, feints, and formalism. --Mrs. Browning
It carried rather an appearance of figment and invention . . . than of truth and reality. --Woodward.
figment by Dani May 23, 2003
A writing website for teens. Not lame like Inkpop and fanfiction, though.
I posted my poem on figment and people are loving it
The little purple dinosaur guy in Epcot Center in Walt Disney World.
I love Figment. He's so cute!
Figment by Andi March 8, 2005
The term is used for situations where one or more gay friend(s) are displaced from a social circle--the circle thus becomes "fagmented". The inverse of this is referred to as "defagmentation".

Fagment is a portmanteau nonce word combining the meanings of "fragment" and gay man. The term was coined in the Buffalo, NY art community around Fall of 2007 and its usage is rapidly growing.
". . . this drama caused Dennis and Rodney to fagment from the group; we weren't sure how to defagment our social circle."
fagment by aliceandevie December 15, 2007