fudlick

One who likes to lick the furry cup.
Or alternatively can mean 'absolute fucking waste of space'

Ewan Galloway you are a fudlick and no I dont mean youre good at giving oral!

by Bionic Betty December 21, 2003

Fudnick

Stupid, idiot, fud (vagina),

Paul is acting stupid today he is a fudnick!

by Saul2013 July 18, 2013

fudrick

Scottish slang, primarily Glaswegian: Someone who has done, or said something stupid. Related to fud. Etymology of 'rick' unknown.

"Naw you didnae, fudrick"

by Clicky Steve December 14, 2018

Robert Fullick

noun. A last second sabotage. Usually secondary to some lame excuse involving the French embassy less than 24 hours before you are going to cover for a co-worker who needs the time to study for medical board exams.

If I had more time to study I know I would have done better on that test. Instead I got Robert Fullicked at the last second by none other than Robert Fullick. should have seen it coming. He Fullicked me good.

by mustachioman July 6, 2010

Fudlocked

The condition of being physically restrained. Typically occurs in response to the restrainee acting like a total fud.

Jacintha called the policeman a bastard and tried to steal his hat. Before she knew it, she was fudlocked on the floor.

William told the consultant psychiatrist that he could stick the Haldol up his arse. Minutes later, he found himself fudlocked in the dayroom, getting the Haldol up *HIS* arse.

by Aye, Right April 27, 2009

furlick

performing oral sex on a woman with a bush

That dude is gross, he furlicked a homeless woman.

by James Morley June 25, 2005

fudnickle

A sexual act named after a favorite Ice cream flavor, where the male leaves a turd in a toilet. Then later in the evening performs doggy style on his partner in that same bathroom in front of the toilet, lid down. Then before he releases he opens the lid and shoves his partners face into the toilet and yells "fudnickle".

Ahhh! ohhh! *water noise* FUDNICKLE!!!!

by Sergioboi March 6, 2008