Fudlocked

The condition of being physically restrained. Typically occurs in response to the restrainee acting like a total fud.

Jacintha called the policeman a bastard and tried to steal his hat. Before she knew it, she was fudlocked on the floor.

William told the consultant psychiatrist that he could stick the Haldol up his arse. Minutes later, he found himself fudlocked in the dayroom, getting the Haldol up *HIS* arse.

Fudlocked by Aye, Right April 27, 2009

Kay Flocked 

when you pop a nigga in broad daylight

Person 1: “yeah that nigga got kay flocked”
Person 2: “damnn”

Kay Flocked by ew6 June 8, 2022

Flocked beard 

Excessive amount of cum/semen that lands on a man's beard that closely resembles a snow covered Christmas tree.

Sam: "Keagan! Did you go down on Jake?! You have a flocked beard!"
Keagan: "It tasted exactly like strawberry milk!"

Flocked beard by Didgit$ June 29, 2016

flocked 

when a bunch of college males(normally the biggest group douche bags you've ever met), get together, have a party, and try to have sex with as many girls as possible by any means necessary.

hey did you hear about those girls getting flocked" "yea dude what a bunch of douchers

flocked by flocking_is_fucking_retarded December 20, 2010

flocked 

adj. Condition that occurs when someone is surfing (in the ocean) and suddenly finds his/herself surrounded by other surfers. Syn. crowded. Especially found in Southern California on holiday mornings.

Even though we got in the water early, by 9am, we were flocked.

flocked by Alicat73 January 7, 2009

Flocked 

To be screwed over, cheated, dicked over, fucked or swindled.

When the truck driver went to deliver his material for the day and another truck driver cut in front of him he realized he had just been flocked.

Flocked by Jasper78 August 18, 2012

flocked 

The act of performing more than 1 silent duck at a time. This would also be known as fisting a girls ass and pussy at the same time, or double fisting any orfice. (The silent duck is described in the movie Nymphomaniac 2)

Man, you'll never guess what I did last night..I flocked the shit outta this girl.
You did what???
Yes, 2 silent ducks at a time

flocked by thehillshire March 28, 2015