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when yi cannae widnae didnae

Scottish slang words explaining a situation in which one or more people are incapable of the action previously stated
Haw billy?
Wit boab?
Did yi eat aw ma bacon?

Naw I didnae how?

When did yi didnae?
When I couldnae widnae didnae!

If someone is refusing that they did said action then this is when yi cannae widnae didnae

Understand?

didneyworl 

The over hyped place filled with heroine addicts stuffed in hot gross suits of deformed animals that grope your children and cause then orgasmic bliss as you wait in a three hour line for a two minute attraction. This amusement park will also eat all of your money and encourage you to buy vaguely mouse-shaped balloons and stale churros. Be prepared to spend $5 on a bottle of water.
Chey: But I don't wanna leave Didneyworl!!!

Mum: Sorry sweetheart, I'm going to have to file for bankruptcy now, it's time to go.

Chey: (snot flowing from nose) BUT D I D N E Y W O R L!!!
didneyworl by Cheydatswho June 13, 2017

dinnae fash yersel 

Don't worry or don't stress
Wee Jimmy lost a tenner in the pub and boaby said 'dinnae fash yersel, it's jist a tenner'.
dinnae fash yersel by DavMar August 25, 2006
A Disney kids movie.
Guy 1: Hey did you see Herbie: Fully Loaded movie?
Guy 2: Yeah, was such a didney.
didney by Laurensky September 6, 2005
also scottish (fife) slang for "i dont"
I dinnae ken whit ye mean (I dont know what you mean)
Dinnae by Big Chief February 3, 2003
eh dinnae ken whit yir gaein on aboot
dinnae by rabg December 18, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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