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Green Bay Fudgepackers 

What a non-fan of the Green Bay Packers football team might call them.
Hey, the Supertolietbowl this year doesn't have those fucking crappy Green Bay Fudgepackers in it! It's between birds and horses this time around!

Fitchburg Fudgepacker 

The act of stuffing as many chocolate goods into an anus and then letting it melt due to body heat. The melted chocolate is piledrived deeper into the large intestine by a penis or another phallic object. This is then scooped out with a large wooden spoon.
My butt hole is still filled with chocolate after we attempted the Fitchburg Fudgepacker.

Fudgepacker 

A man who likes to help Willy Wonka in ways the Oompa Loomas just can't.
Fudgepackers never make it on screen because they always come in the back door.

fudgematics 

The type of mathematics used when solving a formula correctly is too hard. Usually ends in a completely incorrect answer.
"Aw Crap! I used fudgematics on this question and got '3=7'"
fudgematics by Jack Beynon May 12, 2007

fudgepacking 

Verb.
To have anal sex. Usually used when referring to gay males. This term is from one male packing (with his penis) the other male's fudge (fecal matter) up his anus.
"So, son... When you say you like to fudgepack... Does that mean you want to go into the ice cream business?"
fudgepacking by Mandy February 15, 2003

fudgepacker 

a man who fucks another man up the ass and enjoys it.
Rehemeyer packed Vitales ass with his little dick. Little fudgepacker.
fudgepacker by Allen R. October 6, 2007