a fudge fairy is a faggot that packs fudge for a living at in his spare time than delivers the fudge to your house while ur asleep after u put corn under your pillow
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.