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Fudgemonkey 

A substitute for the word "Fuck","Shit", or "Damn". You can say this anywhere except for at or near a very prim and proper english person.Or your stuck up parents who might punish you from going to the next BIG BEST THING.If you're trying to stop cussing as much or can't cuss where you are at that moment,you can use this word.
You:"Fudgemonkey!I spilled red juice on my white shirt!" or "I'm so grounded from the MCR concert!Fudgmonkey!"
Fudgemonkey by Rock Goddess May 16, 2005

Fudgecock 

The brown, dirtied male member after it has been removed from a woman's, another man's, or an animal's anus.
"Billy, I'm not putting my mouth anywhere near that fudgecock of yours. Clean it off! Only then will I even CONSIDER fellating you!"

fudgeboi 

a fudge boi is a male who was once this really chill, nice and humorous guy who is transitioning into a fuq boi. A fudge boi is basically a guy who's in the stage of losing himself and becoming a fuq boi. This type of male still has a chance of survival. If he has caring friends then they will help him.
I remember when Jemal used to be so fun now he's just really thirsty and horny and desperate for girls. WHAT A fudgeboi!!!!!!!!There might me a chance to save him tho.
fudgeboi by Bruhdeeznuts123 June 14, 2016

fudgebussies 

A person or a thing that makes you think this person or this thing has a bussy.

A woman with brown like bussy lips.
A man who smells like bussy or behaves in a fudgebussies manner.

men who act like a beeatch are fudgebussies.
women who co ck tease are fudgebussies.
I was banging an older woman and she had a fudgebussies.
My friend says he doesn't want to go water jumping with me, i tell him what a fudgebussies.
when your opponent raises pre flop he is a fudgebussies.

although the word sounds plural, it can be used as a singular word.
fudgebussies by KakaReza March 3, 2010

fudgerooniepoonie 

When you’re around kids and you want to say “fuck” but can’t.
Oh fudgerooniepoonie I stubbed my toe!

fudgebag 

someone who can be sweet and a douche bag at the same time
Morgan: "That guy just told me I was the prettiest girl ever, and then he just dumped me!"

Betty: "Man he is a fudgebag."
fudgebag by kay winn February 18, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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