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Fudgemonkey 

A substitute for the word "Fuck","Shit", or "Damn". You can say this anywhere except for at or near a very prim and proper english person.Or your stuck up parents who might punish you from going to the next BIG BEST THING.If you're trying to stop cussing as much or can't cuss where you are at that moment,you can use this word.
You:"Fudgemonkey!I spilled red juice on my white shirt!" or "I'm so grounded from the MCR concert!Fudgmonkey!"
Fudgemonkey by Rock Goddess May 16, 2005
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fudgemonkey 

Synonym for : Crap, Shit, hell, a person ect.
1. What the fudgemonkey?!

2. Oh fudgemonkeys!

3. Damn that fudge monkey!!
fudgemonkey by Nick s. April 3, 2004

fudgemonkey 

sum1 who luvs anal sex
bob, ur a stupid fudgemonkey
fudgemonkey by flip March 29, 2005

FudgeMonkey 

-Noun- A Kid named Chris Goukler (or Adolf Hitler) Who has a chubby chin, and enjoys throwing Kunai Blades at People who follow the religion of Judaism. Sometimes, he can be a nazi.
Dude, Chris Goukler is such jew-hater! Meanie! That Fudgemonkey!!!
FudgeMonkey by Fudge Moneky March 25, 2009

cocktastic fudgemonkey 

Lover of the cock that not only gives, but also takes it in the butt.
Alex Endo is a prime example of the cocktastic fudgemonkey - constantly asing friends for prison-bitch-style anal sex sessions

fudgemonkeys 

Used as an explative in situations where fuckmonkeys and fuckamonkey can not be (like school or work)
"Oh, fudgemonkeys!" When you realy want to say fuckmonkeys.
fudgemonkeys by Andrew March 18, 2005

fudge monkey 

type of insult or another word for fuck
"oh matt your such a fudgemonkey!"
"i like fudge"
"oh you stupid fucker!"
fudge monkey by smiley May 26, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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