Fudgecock

The brown, dirtied male member after it has been removed from a woman's, another man's, or an animal's anus.

"Billy, I'm not putting my mouth anywhere near that fudgecock of yours. Clean it off! Only then will I even CONSIDER fellating you!"

by The Incredible Stinkpot May 12, 2009

Green Bay Fudgepackers

What a non-fan of the Green Bay Packers football team might call them.

Hey, the Supertolietbowl this year doesn't have those fucking crappy Green Bay Fudgepackers in it! It's between birds and horses this time around!

by Telephony January 27, 2014

Fudgedickle

A penis or other object freshly removed from an anus and put directly into someones mouth.

My wife sure loves a fudgedickle while were making love.

by mtcc69 December 5, 2010

Steaming fudgecicle

Getting shat on your shaft during anal sex.

When I said I wanted to fuck the shit out of her I really didn't expect my dick to come out looking like a steaming fudgecicle!

by Lgio April 20, 2013

Fitchburg Fudgepacker

The act of stuffing as many chocolate goods into an anus and then letting it melt due to body heat. The melted chocolate is piledrived deeper into the large intestine by a penis or another phallic object. This is then scooped out with a large wooden spoon.

My butt hole is still filled with chocolate after we attempted the Fitchburg Fudgepacker.

by shlongkeydonkey October 11, 2018

Fudgepacker

A man who likes to help Willy Wonka in ways the Oompa Loomas just can't.

Fudgepackers never make it on screen because they always come in the back door.

by Bobbert Bobbertsmithington October 9, 2008

fudgepacking

Verb.
To have anal sex. Usually used when referring to gay males. This term is from one male packing (with his penis) the other male's fudge (fecal matter) up his anus.

"So, son... When you say you like to fudgepack... Does that mean you want to go into the ice cream business?"

by Mandy February 15, 2003