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fucky monkey

When a woman wraps her legs around a man's neck like an upside down monkey and he supports her back with his arms while standing up. This sex position is ideal for maximum pleasure and adds to the effect of a woman's G-spot.
hey Italian Stallion! last night i was with matt and i wrapped my fucking legs around his fucking neck like a fucking upside down fucking monkey. and he fucked the shit out of my vagina!!! i'v ebeen sore for three fucking days now! HE IS AMAZING AT THE FUCKY MONKEY :D
by risque russian February 15, 2010
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douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.
Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey
by Kidl154 September 10, 2014
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fuck monkey

A fuck monkey is a rude and irritating person. They usually are someone who touch people in weird and aggravating ways. (Such as flicking them or slapping their neck randomly.) They are usually very loud as well.
Kyle: *walks by Peter and slaps his neck*
Peter: Screw you, fuck monkey!
by SlutVista March 10, 2016
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fuck monkey

A girl who looks like she'll fulfill every sordid whim.
Used as a very simple scale:
Fuck Monkey or Sex Pixie.
Fuck Monkey: Usually in their late teens or early twenties, F.A.B. (firm and bendy).
Sex Pixie: As above, but not as obvious in their intent.
Oi! lads check out the fuck monkey at the bar. I bet she'll go around the world.
by Dom Drums April 19, 2006
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fuck monkey

A way of calling some one stupid or a sex slave.
You stupid fuck monkey.

Hes my little fuck monkey.
by Dare Devil February 19, 2003
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hunky funky monkey

a hot guy who scarily similar to a monkey, yet still has it going on. Computer adicted usually.
hunky funky monkey:brown/gray hair, blue eyes, well dressed or t-shirt and jeans with chips and soda stains, with massive, and I mean massive, ears that could kill Dumbo with a single swipe.
by Brenda Ledwig March 25, 2007
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Funky Monkey

The mixing of small amounts of left over alchohol to form a strong drink.
After the big party we made a funky monkey with the leftover booze.
by Chelc June 18, 2004
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