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Fuckwipe
A stupid asswipe, who in addition to their wanton stupidity has a a severe superiority complex.
Often exemplified in the Baby Boomer generation, but a fuckwipe can be part of any race, gender, age group, or socioeconomic class.
Often exemplified in the Baby Boomer generation, but a fuckwipe can be part of any race, gender, age group, or socioeconomic class.
See that guy screaming at the fast-food clerk for not giving him a senior discount? He's a total fuckwipe.
Fuckwipe by Fedora Jack October 27, 2015
Related Words
Fuck while • fuckhole • fuckwhistle • fuckwhore • fuckwipe • fuckpile • Fuckshites • fuckwhit • fuckwitery • Fuckamile
Fuckwise
1.) Used to denote a direction that is highly unfortunate for the the traveler.
2.) The direction of downtown Detroit from wherever you are.
3.) Adverb: Just generally bad.
2.) The direction of downtown Detroit from wherever you are.
3.) Adverb: Just generally bad.
fuckshilling
A fuckshilling is a person whose worth in value is outweighed by their own ego or false pride; usually resulting in backbiting.
"Hey, look here ya little fuckshilling when are you going to come up with something original?"
"Look another fuckshilling commenting on my blog!"
An example of a fuckshilling:
Hi there. You are an idiot because you do not agree with me and I will make your life miserable because I cannot handle the truth.
That is a fuckshilling.
"Look another fuckshilling commenting on my blog!"
An example of a fuckshilling:
Hi there. You are an idiot because you do not agree with me and I will make your life miserable because I cannot handle the truth.
That is a fuckshilling.
fuckshilling by MadesiccLives April 22, 2010
Essence Of Fuckhole
1. To automatically hate someone as soon as you meet them.
-You see someone for the first time and you hate theme already.
-You see someone for the first time and you hate theme already.
(Just met someone new ex..Dylan)
Hey Curtis, Im getting the essence of fuckhole from that Dylan guy.
Hey Curtis, Im getting the essence of fuckhole from that Dylan guy.
Essence Of Fuckhole by Ihop vs De dutch January 18, 2010
fuckwitery
fuckwitery by Todge Todgey November 28, 2012
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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