Fuckwipe

A stupid asswipe, who in addition to their wanton stupidity has a a severe superiority complex.
Often exemplified in the Baby Boomer generation, but a fuckwipe can be part of any race, gender, age group, or socioeconomic class.

See that guy screaming at the fast-food clerk for not giving him a senior discount? He's a total fuckwipe.

by Fedora Jack October 27, 2015

fuckwipe

an undesirable individual; someone of inferior intellect; often used following a grievous mistake.

jesus you're such a fuckwipe -- i don't have insurance.

by burn newncan February 15, 2005

Fuckwise

1.) Used to denote a direction that is highly unfortunate for the the traveler.

2.) The direction of downtown Detroit from wherever you are.

3.) Adverb: Just generally bad.

1.) Guy: "He just stole your car!", Fucked person: "Which way did he go?", "Fuckwise!"

2.) Guy in Ann Arbor: "Dude, which way's Detroit?", Other guy: *points east* "Fuckwise"

3.) After a hard exam: "That exam fucked me fuckwise!"

by jlarg October 22, 2009

fuckwitery

when one is demostrating at being a total fuckwit, they are are said to be performing fuckwitery

You are a total fuckwit, in fact you are at the top of the league of fuckwitery

by Todge Todgey November 28, 2012

FuckWife

Similar in context to "WorkWife", "FuckWife" is the term used to describe the woman with whom you're having kinky, fucktastic sex because your "RoomWife" (roommate+wife) just 'isn't into that.'

While "mistress" is a synonym, "FuckWife" is more applicable to the woman with no shame in her game and simply out looking for orgasmic-kinky-fuckery.

I married my RoomWife but work out my kink with my FuckWife. Best of both worlds.

by ThreeIsGood July 9, 2016

fuck wipe

A stupid dumbass that cannot think for themself. Someone that you have to spoonfeed through each step of any process.

Turn on the computer you fuck wipe.

Shirly blew our cover, stupid fuck wipe.

by PC HELP July 27, 2007

fuckipedia

The wonderful nickname given to wikipedia due to the fact that anyone can post bullshit on the site and get away with it.

So Abraham Lincoln was the 5th President of the United States and he was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald? Thanks Fuckipedia for getting me an F on my history report of Abraham Lincoln!

by Jakob L April 19, 2007