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fuckugrade 

Condition whereby or perception that the stars are all aligned in a way that will fuck you; when the universe is out to get you.
Damn, some planet must be in fuckugrade right now; everything is going wrong at once!
fuckugrade by EBerg July 9, 2018
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Fucktrade 

When some cocksucker takes over a company and completely fucks up a company's culture. Also can mean an investment gone shitty.
Example 1:
Friend: "Man so you still working at that company?"
Me: "No I quit, the company turned into a total fucktrade."

Example 2:
Friend: "So how is your investment doing?"
Me: "I don't want to talk about it, it was a fucktrade."
Fucktrade by thelittlebitch1988 October 3, 2014
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Fuckgrade 

Upgrading your software to the latest version only to find everything is now fucked.
Dude, I fuckgraded to version 4.5 and now my laptop is completely hosed.
Fuckgrade by DrBrickWhistle September 28, 2011

Fuckgraded 

Upgrading your software to the latest version only to find everything is now fucked.
I fuckgraded to OSX Mavericks and now my MacBook is totally screwed.
Fuckgraded by Donnie Drumpf November 27, 2013

fuckupgrade

A system "upgrade" that doesn't work as well as what it replaces due to excessive defects. For software, this may include bugs and/or a more difficult interface. However, the term can be extended to any other system (roofing, remodeling, restoration, plastic surgery, tax reform, etc.) that suffers from greed, incompetence, inadequate resources, or a specific lack of foresight.
Remember "Vista"? What a fuckupgrade that was!
Well, they've fuckupgraded our email system, and now everyone's complaining about it.
Just between you and me, that facelift of hers is nothing but a fuckupgrade.
fuckupgrade by Rudee June 26, 2017

fucktraded

The act of being traded as a fuck for another.
Dude I totally fucktraded this bitch for this hott chick!
fucktraded by Sara L January 14, 2008
iAlpha, worldMyHump, projectUseYou, #NewKremlin ~ when you feel lefted or less important, fomo with hot beans, gonna hard R raped my enemies vibe #hotcomplex. americans finally realized they were not being fucktraded, they were beginning the infinite fucktrade to Hell for Lord Chin Chin, who seeks chromosomes, perfect hot dookie chromos
America started to fucktrade China and lost that battle too, now America is trying to fucktrade God or some-shit and lost that too and now Elon is trying to balance the books to fucktrade the firmament and fucktrade the exoverse.
Seems like fucktrade is a losing battle, guess we better start being our own damn selves, and start thinking for our own damns selves, what is best for America and our own damn selves in the long term and short term, not just fucktrade until the economy explodes on our own damns selves. We so fucked we cannot even fucktrade ourselves to death like the start of Rome or someshit. God makes sure to put a helmet on fucktraders doing fucktrade. Ask #NORAD about how #fucktrade works before you keep running fucktrade oddibles for the American football world league; #WeTheLions broe.
fucktrade by sinrlifemattrs November 9, 2025
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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