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iAlpha, worldMyHump, projectUseYou, #NewKremlin ~ when you feel lefted or less important, fomo with hot beans, gonna hard R raped my enemies vibe #hotcomplex. americans finally realized they were not being fucktraded, they were beginning the infinite fucktrade to Hell for Lord Chin Chin, who seeks chromosomes, perfect hot dookie chromos
America started to fucktrade China and lost that battle too, now America is trying to fucktrade God or some-shit and lost that too and now Elon is trying to balance the books to fucktrade the firmament and fucktrade the exoverse.
Seems like fucktrade is a losing battle, guess we better start being our own damn selves, and start thinking for our own damns selves, what is best for America and our own damn selves in the long term and short term, not just fucktrade until the economy explodes on our own damns selves. We so fucked we cannot even fucktrade ourselves to death like the start of Rome or someshit. God makes sure to put a helmet on fucktraders doing fucktrade. Ask #NORAD about how #fucktrade works before you keep running fucktrade oddibles for the American football world league; #WeTheLions broe.
fucktrade by sinrlifemattrs November 9, 2025

fucktahedron 

A multifaceted problem with which all sides are intractably complicated.
This ongoing Israel-Palestine conflict is a real fucktahedron.
fucktahedron by CdnKidsMD May 22, 2021

fucktard jesus 

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.
Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.
fucktard jesus by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017

Fucktarded 

There is retarded people , then there are fucktarded people . Meaning there is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people.annoying people . A dumbass.
When someone is doing something or acting some annoying way." OMG you are such a fucktard !" Or " Are you fucktarded?"
Fucktarded by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

Fucktardashian

Any Fucktard that clicks on a Kardashian link or watches their reality based tv shows.
"You fucktardashian,how do you know what Kim and Kloe wore yesterday?"
Fucktardashian by s4l2i0m November 3, 2011

Team-Killing Fucktard 

A Team-Killing Fucktard is commonly encountered in online team-based games, such as Halo (where the term originted).

Normally they are Noobs or Newbs, or just Fucktards in general.

Team-Killing Fucktard can be abbreviated to TKFT. Plural version of the noun is TKFTs. It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who has killed a team member. There are two definitions of such team-killers,
True Team-Killing Fucktards (TTKFT) and Enraged Team-Killing Fucktards, also known as RageQuit TKFTs (RTKFT or RQTKFT)

Origin:
The origin of the Team-Killing Fucktard originated from popular Halo webseries, Red Vs Blue (RVB) it can also be said that the first recognized TKFT is Caboose from the series, for killing team-captain Church with a tank in the first season. Caboose may not be the first TKFT, but the famous incident has sparked awareness of the dangers that TKFTs present to the online-gaming community and beyond.
You shot Church, you Team-Killing Fucktard!
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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