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fucksurd 

Something that is so absurd and illogical that it must be combined with the ever flexible word fuck. Therefore, this word's significance is several notches above absurd. Absurd to a HNL bitch!!!

fuck + absurd = fuck-surd
Joe - "I just ****ed Paris Hilton and got no STDs!"

Jack - "I don't know what's more fucksurd, you fucking Paris Hilton or not getting an STD!"
fucksurd by Breaker May 18, 2008

fucksore 

A sore, rash, contusion, abrasion, scab, or other blemish caused from sexual contact.

also:

A jerk; a fool.

alternate spellings: fuck sore, fuck-sore, fuckosaurus
The guy with the jester hat is such a rotten fucksore.
fucksore by brandoV March 25, 2009

fuckstress 

He paused while the audience applauded them, all the while lifting the tiny fuckstress up and down on his schlong.
fuckstress by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

Fuckstreak 

1. (n.) Fucking multiple partners in a row.

2. (n.) A streak of cum left on the sheets, car, table (or any other surface) after fucking.

3. (n.) A stupid person.
1. "Dood did you hear about Tom? He went on a total fuckstreak last week and banged 13 chicks."

2. "I can tell my roommate fucked on my couch; she left a fuckstreak."

3. "Why are you such a fuckstreak?? Get your shit together!"
Fuckstreak by Jackass 3 April 22, 2011

Fuckspression 

The look on a girl/guys face while fucking.
I banged this girl last night and her fuckspression was so hot.
Fuckspression by Philly34 August 19, 2010

Fuckscrew 

When a male uses his penis in order to drill a hole in a female's sunny spot in order to gain maximum sexual pleasure and maximum destruction of the female's vagina. It's super effective against virgins.
Dan totally fuckscrew'd his girlfriend last night. She bled to death.
Fuckscrew by Brent Hunter April 27, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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