Something that is so absurd and illogical that it must be combined with the ever flexible word fuck. Therefore, this word's significance is several notches above absurd. Absurd to a HNL bitch!!!
fuck + absurd = fuck-surd
Joe - "I just ****ed Paris Hilton and got no STDs!"
When a male uses his penis in order to drill a hole in a female's sunny spot in order to gain maximum sexual pleasure and maximum destruction of the female's vagina. It's super effective against virgins.