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fucksure

An absolute affrimation of sureness.
The opposite of fuckno.
Person 1: Is that an angry chicken on your shirt?
Person 2: Fucksure!
by angry chickens May 27, 2010
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fucksurd

Something that is so absurd and illogical that it must be combined with the ever flexible word fuck. Therefore, this word's significance is several notches above absurd. Absurd to a HNL bitch!!!

fuck + absurd = fuck-surd
Joe - "I just ****ed Paris Hilton and got no STDs!"

Jack - "I don't know what's more fucksurd, you fucking Paris Hilton or not getting an STD!"
by Breaker May 18, 2008
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fucksore

A sore, rash, contusion, abrasion, scab, or other blemish caused from sexual contact.

also:

A jerk; a fool.

alternate spellings: fuck sore, fuck-sore, fuckosaurus
The guy with the jester hat is such a rotten fucksore.
by brandoV March 25, 2009
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fuckstress

He paused while the audience applauded them, all the while lifting the tiny fuckstress up and down on his schlong.
by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008
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Fuckstreak

1. (n.) Fucking multiple partners in a row.

2. (n.) A streak of cum left on the sheets, car, table (or any other surface) after fucking.

3. (n.) A stupid person.
1. "Dood did you hear about Tom? He went on a total fuckstreak last week and banged 13 chicks."

2. "I can tell my roommate fucked on my couch; she left a fuckstreak."

3. "Why are you such a fuckstreak?? Get your shit together!"
by Jackass 3 April 22, 2011
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Fuckspression

The look on a girl/guys face while fucking.
I banged this girl last night and her fuckspression was so hot.
by Philly34 August 19, 2010
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Fuckscrew

When a male uses his penis in order to drill a hole in a female's sunny spot in order to gain maximum sexual pleasure and maximum destruction of the female's vagina. It's super effective against virgins.
Dan totally fuckscrew'd his girlfriend last night. She bled to death.
by Brent Hunter April 27, 2008
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