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fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative
The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.
fucktional by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

Fucktional

Used to say that your sexual equipment package is still in working condition after receiving physical trama
Guy 1: Dude you just took a direct hit to your junk! Are you alright?

Guy 2: I think so, everything down there still seems fucktional, i better go see my girlfriend and make sure.
Fucktional by CHe$+nu+ April 16, 2009

fucktual 

the mutual act of fucking one another over; mutual fuckery
"yeah, i fucked him over -- but only after he fucked me over; it was fucktual"
fucktual by emutongues April 22, 2009

fucktunnel 

He thrust his pole inside that tight fucktunnel to the hilt.
fucktunnel by Tiago Zuhr October 16, 2008

fucktual 

Are they together?

Yeah, but I think it's just fucktual, he doesn't even know her name.
fucktual by worshipthalia September 6, 2010

FuckTurtle 

Cranky, your being a real fuckturtle today
FuckTurtle by LanceIsLit March 12, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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