fuckturbate
Dude, her pussy was so loose and worn out, I could not feel a thing. I totally had to fuckturbate in order to get off in her.
fuckturbate by Cat Ass Trophy May 14, 2015
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fucktrated
(1) Frustrated, due primarily (or to some large degree) by the absence of or inability to attain sexual activity.
(2) Hard-up; horny
(3) Sexually dissatisfied
(2) Hard-up; horny
(3) Sexually dissatisfied
fucktrated by Mitzvah May 13, 2008
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Fucksterbate
1: Last night I fucksterbated for the first time, dude, it felt so good.
2: For the what the fuck is that?
1: It's when you jerk off like normal, right? But then you start thrusting, and humping, like you're actually fucking, but keep on jackin' it!
2: For the what the fuck is that?
1: It's when you jerk off like normal, right? But then you start thrusting, and humping, like you're actually fucking, but keep on jackin' it!
Fucksterbate by krho October 16, 2009
fuckurbate
Verb: The act of having consensual sex with a person who just lies there motionless while you do all the work.
When one has given consent but does not participate in the event you fuckurbate with their body
When one has given consent but does not participate in the event you fuckurbate with their body
fuckurbate by DeathInc February 3, 2014
Fuckerbated
Fuckerbated by ExoticMIa09 March 26, 2010
fucktuate
fucktuate by Yossarian420 August 19, 2008
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