fucksturbate

To have sex with someone online, usually via an IM of some sort. Optionally with a web cam.

Peach: Hey max want to get together on yahoo tonight?
Max: Yeah, that would be fun! Maybe after a few games of cards would could fucksturbate?
Peach: I'd love to. :D

by themasterofpeaches January 21, 2008

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factsturbate

v: To willfully distort, ignore, or fabricate factual material in order to serve one's selfish ends, e.g. deceiving others

Trump's tendency to factsturbate constantly when speaking to the public makes those with a firm grip on reality swell with anger.

by geblergenschmoof October 20, 2016

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Describing one who is sexually frustrated. Not having had sex for an extended period, the fuckstrated individual might also be reckoned to be wank-happy. When this is not the case, the individual will likely resort to unwarranted bouts of evalgia.

Robin just punched me in the face for absolutely nothing! He needs a girlfriend asap; he's way too fuckstrated.

by Tama Boyle February 19, 2007

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Fuckstrated

Sexually frustrated due to being extremely horny or from a lack of sex. A dry spell from a lack of quality sex that results in total frustration; a short fuse from a lack of sex.

This has been an extremely fuckstrating month.

I am fuckstrated.

by Uncle JJ February 11, 2009

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Fucksterbate

Thrusting of genitals whilst performing traditional masturbation practices...

1: Last night I fucksterbated for the first time, dude, it felt so good.

2: For the what the fuck is that?

1: It's when you jerk off like normal, right? But then you start thrusting, and humping, like you're actually fucking, but keep on jackin' it!

by krho October 16, 2009

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