"Hey how's being a summer counselor?"
"My fucktruddle of kids won't quit crying about who got out in four square, so I'm about to hit myself with a goddamn golf cart"
A ‘fucksnuffle’ is when two or more air tightness technicians gather together to test a building. Multiple fans are used and each technician is responsible for their own ‘snuffle’. Due to the difficulty of testing it usually becomes a full fuck snuffle once the shit hits the fans (pun intended).
Looks likeMondays job is a full on fucksnuffle at that warehouse distribution centre…
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.