"Hey how's being a summer counselor?"
"My fucktruddle of kids won't quit crying about who got out in four square, so I'm about to hit myself with a goddamn golf cart"
"My fucktruddle of kids won't quit crying about who got out in four square, so I'm about to hit myself with a goddamn golf cart"
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Get the fuckuddle mug.Someone that doesn't wear a mask because it infringes on their rights and doesn't protect you anyway.
Yeah, Karen went to a rally where she had to sign a waver about covid and didn't wear a mask. Came back and gave her grandparents covid and they died. What a fucktwaddle.
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Get the fucktwaddle mug.A vicous genital fungus caused when severe anal penetration pierces the bowel and covers one's penis in pre-shit digestive matter.
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Get the fucktruffle mug.Anyone who has read Kevin Hearne's Hammered of the Iron Druid Chronicles knows that fuckpuddle is a proper term for the douche bag Thor, as well as what it is called when you walk in on Frost Giants having loud squelchy sex.
Man, that douche is such a fuckpuddle.
We walked in on what could only be described as a monstrous fuckpuddle. ("Graah slap-slap-slap, Graah)
We walked in on what could only be described as a monstrous fuckpuddle. ("Graah slap-slap-slap, Graah)
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Cashier: Hello sir, what can I get for you?
Michael: Hmm... I'm not sure, what's your most popular burger here at Fuckrudders?
Cashier: Ermm.. it's actually pronounced Fuddr-
Michael: -shut the fuck up bitch, I'm an anthropology major, I think I'd know my shit on this kind of thing better than you would. Just LAWL at you actually trying to correct ME of all people on this. I swear to God if you even THINK about 'correcting' me again I will blow your fucking brains out. ::pulls .45 caliber Springfield XD handgun out of waistband and points it at her forehead::
Cashier: ::shrieks in horror:: OH MY GOD. UMMMmmm.. ummm.. our 'Southwest Burger' is pretty popular I guess. Would you like one of those? ::sweats nervously::
Michael: NO. I'm vegan. Sigh. I fucking hate this place. Meat is murder. etc
Cashier: LOL, phewwww ::relaxes and wipes sweat off forehead:: and here I was thinking I might actually get shot to death hahaha. Whew, good thing it turns out you're just some vegan hipster. Weeeee. Looks like I have nothing to worry about here after all. weeeeee!
Michael: BUT! BUT ummm this is like a real gun and stuff, you should do as I say!! Stop ignoring me! Just cuz I'm vegan doesn't mean I'm a pussy! C'mon! Obey me woman!!!
Cashier: LOLLLLL lololol... ::ignores Michael/remains completely unconcerned, now that she knows he's just some weak ass vegan::
Michael: ::sulks and drives off in his Prius::
Michael: Hmm... I'm not sure, what's your most popular burger here at Fuckrudders?
Cashier: Ermm.. it's actually pronounced Fuddr-
Michael: -shut the fuck up bitch, I'm an anthropology major, I think I'd know my shit on this kind of thing better than you would. Just LAWL at you actually trying to correct ME of all people on this. I swear to God if you even THINK about 'correcting' me again I will blow your fucking brains out. ::pulls .45 caliber Springfield XD handgun out of waistband and points it at her forehead::
Cashier: ::shrieks in horror:: OH MY GOD. UMMMmmm.. ummm.. our 'Southwest Burger' is pretty popular I guess. Would you like one of those? ::sweats nervously::
Michael: NO. I'm vegan. Sigh. I fucking hate this place. Meat is murder. etc
Cashier: LOL, phewwww ::relaxes and wipes sweat off forehead:: and here I was thinking I might actually get shot to death hahaha. Whew, good thing it turns out you're just some vegan hipster. Weeeee. Looks like I have nothing to worry about here after all. weeeeee!
Michael: BUT! BUT ummm this is like a real gun and stuff, you should do as I say!! Stop ignoring me! Just cuz I'm vegan doesn't mean I'm a pussy! C'mon! Obey me woman!!!
Cashier: LOLLLLL lololol... ::ignores Michael/remains completely unconcerned, now that she knows he's just some weak ass vegan::
Michael: ::sulks and drives off in his Prius::
by Anthrogangsta June 15, 2011
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Hey, this is the third time you've hooked up with that person. And you stayed over at their place last night. Are y'all dating now or something?
No, no, we're just fuckbuddles.
No, no, we're just fuckbuddles.
by pearbear December 5, 2010
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