shornballs's definitions

fucktruffle

A vicous genital fungus caused when severe anal penetration pierces the bowel and covers one's penis in pre-shit digestive matter.

Man, I fucked Paris Hilton so hard in the ass last nite I got fucktruffle!

by shornballs September 7, 2007

pre-shit

In between food & shit.

Last night I coughed so hard I got a mouthful of pre-shit!

by shornballs September 7, 2007

polish roundabout

When a bitch sucks off multiple men.

Man, my bitch was so drunk last night she gave my dogs a polish roundabout!

by shornballs September 8, 2007

Spout Peeler

Someone suffering severe sexual frustration. To ascertain if someone is affected, give them a bottle of beer. If suspect peels the label off the neck of the beer bottle, they are sexually frustrated. Fuck them if necesarry/possible to cure. Purchasing hookers for the individual may also relieve symptoms. Condoms are advised.

I had a beer with Liam last night and realised he's a spout peeler!

by shornballs September 8, 2007