fucktid

A less offensive word for fucktard

What a fucktid

fucktid by Neocut June 1, 2022

fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative

The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.

fucktional by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

fucktoid 

A dumbass, a stupid or foolish person.

Quit being a fucktoid!

You fucktoids need to get to work.

fucktoid by poison_ivy101 April 28, 2019

fucktitious 

An exaggerated or falsified account of sexual activity, usually involving an alleged conquest by the story teller.

Her undeserved reputation as a slut was the result of countless fucktitious stories repeated in the locker room.

fucktitious by Cuntoleezza Rice January 16, 2007

fucktized

When you take four dicks to the face in the form of a cross

I went to a party and ended up getting fucktized last night

fucktized by Chicletsthegoose November 14, 2020

fucktigued 

When you've been fucking for so goddamn long that you're completely exhausted.

Incapacitated with post-orgasm fatigue.

My girlfriend came to visit this weekend so I'm too fucktigued to go to work today.

I just bought a new vibrator! I'm going to be totally fucktigued tonight.

fucktigued by apacherose1713 November 23, 2010

fucktitude 

The degree to which one is fucked.

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.

fucktitude by Doug March 1, 2003