fucktistic 

FUCKING retarded plus spastic

Jesse did the same job over and over and over again but he did it wrong every time because he is fucktistic

fucktistic by sebaconda April 6, 2014

fucktitious 

An exaggerated or falsified account of sexual activity, usually involving an alleged conquest by the story teller.

Her undeserved reputation as a slut was the result of countless fucktitious stories repeated in the locker room.

fucktitious by Cuntoleezza Rice January 16, 2007

fuckstick 

An idiot

If Bob wasn't such a fuckstick, we might be able to get this job done.

fuckstick by Anonymous October 2, 2003

Fucktastic 

1. Saying that something is 'fucking fantastic'.
2. Used in sarcasm.

1. Gosh that sex last night was fucktastic!!
2. She's not leaving? Oh thats just fucktastic!

Fucktastic by Brade June 30, 2011

Fuckstick 

Fuckstick is one of the most versatile words in the English language. It is interchangeable with fuck which can mean just about anything.

Awe fuckstick! Are you fucksticking me?That mother fuckstick fucksticked me in the fuckstick!

Fuckstick by Cori and Laura October 28, 2021

fucktasmic 

A portmanteau of the words fuck and orgasmic, fucktasmic is a word of excitement or anger, depending on how it's said.

Guy 1: Damn man, this lasagna is fucktasmic!

Guy 2: I bet, but this shitty hot dog is a fucktasmic waste of meat.

fucktasmic by Very Chewy December 27, 2006

Fuckastic

To exclaim that you think it was wonderful or fantasic or to swear when you are angry or upset.

"Oh, my, you look so fuckastic! You make me horny wearing a hot dress."

Fuckastic by Myllezz January 18, 2010