Fucktism
Fucktism by Hairy man balls March 27, 2023
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Fuckitism
A fall back, Nihilistic philosophy, often fueled by the use of alcohol, embraced by many when circumstances feel completely unmanageable.
Fuckitism by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2018
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Fucktism • fuckism • Fucktimer • #fucktim • Fuckitism • Fucktasm • fucktasmic • Fuckthismas • Fucktim • Fucktimism
Fucktimism
The feeling of elation when you know you won't be able to do everything you have to do, and so you don't let it get you down.
I thought you had 5000 words to write for tomorrow, how are you not freaking out?
There's no way I'm going to manage so I'm pretty fucktimistic.
OR
I'm not concerned - I'm a fucktimist
OR
Have you not heard of fucktimism?
There's no way I'm going to manage so I'm pretty fucktimistic.
OR
I'm not concerned - I'm a fucktimist
OR
Have you not heard of fucktimism?
Fucktimism by Promoter of lols April 7, 2011
Don't-give-a-fuckism
Def - Don't-give-a-fuckism is a state of apathy or indifference, whether permanent or temporary, in which a person chooses to ignore events going on around them. Stress is caused by attachment (giving a fuck) and can be relieved by detachment (not giving a fuck). Not giving a fuck can signifcantly improve quality of life by removing human issues connected with attachment (i.e. caring, worry, stress and giving a fuck). Not giving a fuck disconnects or detatches the individual from these issues and forces the person to concentrate on the things that make them happy rather than worrying about things that are out of their control and thereby improving quality of life (QOL); Variations: Don't-give-a-rat's-ass-ism,Don't-give-two-squirts-of-hot-steaming-piss-ism, Can't-be-arsed-ism.
1st person: "Hey, the boss saw you come in late again today. You're in deep shit man!" 2nd person: "So what, I don't give a fuck! I subscribe to ethos of don't-give-a-fuckism so it don't bother me. Whatever!"
Don't-give-a-fuckism by buzz_11 October 25, 2010
fucktasmic
A portmanteau of the words fuck and orgasmic, fucktasmic is a word of excitement or anger, depending on how it's said.
Guy 1: Damn man, this lasagna is fucktasmic!
Guy 2: I bet, but this shitty hot dog is a fucktasmic waste of meat.
Guy 2: I bet, but this shitty hot dog is a fucktasmic waste of meat.
fucktasmic by Very Chewy December 27, 2006
FuckTime
FuckTime is the go-to method for sexual relations when two parties are not in the same vicinity. "FaceTime" is commonly used for seeing family and friends, whereas "FuckTime" is an extension of an intimate sexual relationship, going on-line, in an effort to simulate what might be happening in person, otherwise. A highly effective alternative to Face to Face interactions. Does the job under the difficult long distance circumstances.
Hi babydoll, I'm at my parent's but I think I can FuckTime...
For sure, lock the door, time to FuckTime!
Why did you have to leave town? Thank God for FuckTime! It's actually super hot!
So nice!
For sure, lock the door, time to FuckTime!
Why did you have to leave town? Thank God for FuckTime! It's actually super hot!
So nice!
FuckTime by Funny Moms September 17, 2016
fuckism
any derivitive of the word fuck
can be used inbetween words as well as at the end/beginning of sentences to add zip...
can be used inbetween words as well as at the end/beginning of sentences to add zip...
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