The fuck its also known as fuck its are a medical anomally that occur when your laziness gets the better of you. Usually happens when pressing matters are soon to arrive, such as projects due the next day or chores to be done around the house.
Symptoms include:
Coughing while saying fuck it.
Laziness.
Boredom.
Hunger.
The desire to go smoke weed or pack a lip.
Symptoms include:
Coughing while saying fuck it.
Laziness.
Boredom.
Hunger.
The desire to go smoke weed or pack a lip.
Oh crap i have a project due tomorrow morning. Alright i have to do this.
*5 minutes later
Cough fuck it Cough oh man i got the fuck its cough cough fuck it enhhh fuck it wheres that skoal.
*5 minutes later
Cough fuck it Cough oh man i got the fuck its cough cough fuck it enhhh fuck it wheres that skoal.
by meher1312 April 8, 2011
by travelsizedjoe July 11, 2008
Noun. A temporary mindset shift from somewhat obsessing about multiple, seemingly important but annoying issues to the state of not caring at all. After dealing with the same persistent situation over a period of time, the conscious or unconscious decision to not be bothered anymore. Giving up.
After waiting on hold for 40 minutes for a representative while making dinner and trying to get his son to clean his room, John developed a case of the fuck-its, hung up, cracked a beer and sat down to watch some cat videos.
by mandyworld January 1, 2017
The overwhelming sense of not giving a crap about the horrendous amount of work and deadlines you have simply because it's Friday.
M1 - "Hey man, you wanna duck out early and go play some disc golf?"
M2 - "Don't you have a big report due on Monday?"
M1 - "Yeah, but I've got a case of the Friday Fuck-Its. I won't get anything done anyway."
M2 - "Don't you have a big report due on Monday?"
M1 - "Yeah, but I've got a case of the Friday Fuck-Its. I won't get anything done anyway."
by Cyrano Cytoplasm October 5, 2007
This is dope as hell or this is a hyped up situation. Describing a moment where it is too turnt the fuck up.
by Jesshiaquandra March 16, 2017
A phrase overused by Ryan, because of his lack of skillz to explain things in a understandable manner.
by h13r0 July 13, 2008
1. a phrase used when you are trying to make a deal, and the other person doesn't understand the magnitude of whats going on.
2. used when you are blessed with an amazing opportunity or gift, and somebody you know doesn't understand how amazing it is
the phrase originates from the Rod Blagojevich tapes, in which blagojevich is trying to sell somebody the seat of illinois senator, and he thinks the other guy undervalued the cost of the seat.
2. used when you are blessed with an amazing opportunity or gift, and somebody you know doesn't understand how amazing it is
the phrase originates from the Rod Blagojevich tapes, in which blagojevich is trying to sell somebody the seat of illinois senator, and he thinks the other guy undervalued the cost of the seat.
example 1:
Joe: hey, did you know i own a baseball signed by babe ruth?
Bob: are you serious? ill pay you fifty bucks for it
Joe: am i serious? the question should be are you serious, i mean, i've got this this and it fucking golden, and you want to pay me fifty bucks for it? id rather sell my soul on ebay.
example 2:
Joe: I just won a backstage ticket to a bruce springsteen concert
Bob: thats nice
Joe: nice? I've got this thing, and its fucking golden
Joe: hey, did you know i own a baseball signed by babe ruth?
Bob: are you serious? ill pay you fifty bucks for it
Joe: am i serious? the question should be are you serious, i mean, i've got this this and it fucking golden, and you want to pay me fifty bucks for it? id rather sell my soul on ebay.
example 2:
Joe: I just won a backstage ticket to a bruce springsteen concert
Bob: thats nice
Joe: nice? I've got this thing, and its fucking golden
by anonymous person #13 October 14, 2009