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Fuckadian 

A Canadian who goes to an all-inclusive resort, usually in Mexico or Cuba, and gets so drunk on free booze that every word out of their mouth is "fuck" or "fuck'n". The swearing usually begins by about 11am...
Wow, by the sounds of it those Fuckadians from Vancouver are already goin' pretty hard today!
Fuckadian by YYCGuy August 8, 2015

fucktardian 

A utter and complete f**king moron.
Someone who is at all times doing something absolutely stupid.
You'd have to be a total fucktardian to run yourself over with your own car.
fucktardian by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

fucktician 

Someone incredibly skilled at sex and/or a skill closely related to sex, i.e. writing porn.
"Dude, that story you wrote gave me a massive boner."

"What canI say? I'm a fucktician."
fucktician by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

fucktasizing 

to indulge in inappropriate daydreaming about someone (or something), generally with sexual intent.
- Girl 1: I saw you playing pocket pool during class!
- Girl 2: oh yeah, I initially sat in the front to get a good grade, but I ended up fucktasizing about the teacher the whole time.
- Girl 1: Yea, oh yea.

- Guy 1: I got stoned last night and ended up getting the most epic ass munchies ever, but I didn't have any food in the house. I got desperate and ended up fucktasizing about apple pie and like 20 KFC double downs.
- Guy 2: Doooooood.
fucktasizing by totfather December 10, 2012

fucktationship 

A sexual relationship with no strings attached. More than a one night stand as it may occur on a regular basis, but less than friends with benefits as there are no dinner dates or deep conversations involved.
The fucktationship allowed both Susan and Sport Model the freedom to enjoy great sex with no intention of taking it further.

fuckatarian 

fuckatarian: a person who excessively uses the word "fuck"
Met a lady at the store today looking for worm medication for her kittens. Couldn't stop laughing as she spewed off that the "fucking" store was out of the "fucking" dewormer and how she'd "fucking" have to go to "fucking" Walmart because no "fucking" store around here "fucking " carries what the "fuck" she's "fucking" looking for. Awesome day meeting a fellow fuckatarian!
fuckatarian by Jointgurl August 17, 2016