fuckthumb

Someone who loves to "enter" another persons "anus". Much like that of a homo's thumb. This person is most generally a moron, and homosexual.

Basil and Saladorm are both Fuckthumbs, because they're gay and stupid!

by Jabobo March 20, 2004

fucktrump

When circumstances or management seem ridiculously out of control or unorganised

That idiot running this place is a total fucktrump dickhead

by As I understand it Charlie March 20, 2017

fuckdumb friend

Just as it sounds, friends that are so fucking dumb that sometimes you wonder why they're you're friends in the first place.

"Wow, Liz totally ditched me today after school. What a fuckdumb friend..."

by dkf June 5, 2009

fucktrump

fucktrump
Variations: fucktrumped; fucktrumping; fucktrumper

1: to engage in a sexual action or behavior which is perceived to be of varied value (higher or lower) or enact such action upon another, prior or following another, in response to or as preventative action against another.

2: a loud proclamation or excitable utterance which denotes a sexual act of the previously aforementioned nature. Tense may be altered to aford further definition as to whether an act as such has happened, will happen, is wanted or desired or is happening.

3: a term used to describe a feeling of malaise. (Particularly in the United States of America)

1. Thurston thought highly of his sexual prowess until he heard that Reginald could fucktrump his wife's clam with more diligence than he. (Thurtson got fucktrumped; Reginald is a successful fucktrumper and has fucktrumped Thurston's wife's clam from him for the foreseeable future if all other factors be equal)

2. "I want you to fucktrump my ass! I need a good fucktrumping!" Thurston's wife whispers to Reginald.

2b: "The duration of carnal penetrations perpetrated upon your wife prior to making my acquaintance received no accolades. A fucktrumping of great proportions did I pummel her clam with!" Said Reginald to Thurston.

2c: "FUCKTRUMP!!" Reginald screamed as he muddled Thurtston's wife's Clamato purse. (Similar to any grunt or noise made at the "money shot" moment in pornographic films.)

3: Whilst dwelling on the recent elopement of his wife with a man of unparalleled virility Thurston wept and gloomily kicked rocks down the alley muttering "Fucktrump. Fucktrump."

by Baldbryan6 February 14, 2017

fuckdumb

A pejorative of limited usage, only having impact when used unintentionally, typically by the intoxicated.
See also dumbfuck, dumbfuckery.

After she stumbled out of her bedroom this morning, Beverly called me a "fuckdumb" and went back to sleep.

by T. Strange May 29, 2003

Fuckchump

Someone who is very pretty, but exceptionally dim... but you so would.

Josh is such a fuckchump.

The bar was just wall to wall with fuckchumps.

by barnesly January 2, 2012

Fucktrumpet

Noun - A colonialist/religouse fundamentalist/ supremacist or biggot in any way, shape or form who refuses to stop the shitstream flowing from thier face hole at any given time.

Corollary: a magnanimous shit head

/V.

To behave in a fucktrumpet like manner.

/N. My friend James called my black girlfriend the n-word. What a fucktrumpet.

/N. In the middle of a conversation, this fucktrumpet interrupted me...

/V. And as usual, he just continued with his fucktrumpetry.

by ninjacaleb April 9, 2015