fuckpet

A guy/girl used for sex at their master's command. (aka "sex toy")

When Keiichi couldn't find a girlfriend, he settled for his fuckpet to get him through the lonely nights. She doesn whatever he asks too!

by GanguroKaze January 26, 2005

fuckpeen

The act of the female initiating intimate behaviors.

Bro 1: Yo bruh did you stick it in last night?
Bro 2: Naw man. It was weird. She fuckpeened me before I could even take my pants off.

by DichaelDouche September 29, 2013

fuckette

the female version of the word "fucker", sometimes known as the "fuckee"

Jill is a fuckette; she is a very promiscuous girl.

by jimbobjoe March 30, 2004

Fucknetic Alphabet

Similar to the Phonetic Alphabet but instead only rude words are used. To overcome accent or language barriers. Any commonly used swearwords are premitted;

e.g.

A - Arsehole
B - Bastard
C - C*nt
D - Dickhead

Dorris (80) phones interflora in Spain to get some flowers sent to her daughter who'se recently moved there.

Interflora: Sorry, can you repeat the last part of your post code again?

Dorris: Ok i'll spell it using the fucknetic alphabet. It's G for Gangbang. B for Bukkake. D for Dildo.

Interflora: Got it.

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by Cisco Dom August 3, 2011

Fucketloads

Combining the term "bucketloads" (slang for "a lot" or "heaps" ie: a large quantity) and "fuck". Meaning: Fucking Lots or a very large Fucking Quantity.

We drank Fucketloads of beer last night.

That chick has Fucketloads of attitude.

Bec is Fucketloads funny.

I want Fucketloads of money and I will waste it on Fucketloads of shit.

by grogboy April 25, 2014

fucklet

A child who is conceived through a good fucking as opposed to an act of love. Often used after the word bastard to strengthen it - bastard fucklet - , thereby implying the child was not only conceived out of wedlock, but also from a loveless screwing - a good fucking.

Could just be a simple insult that a joe six-pack might shout at his child:

Go get me another beer, you little fucklet.

If that same child scratched his father's Pontiac Firebird.

You scratched my Firebird - I'm going to kill you, you little bastard fucklet.

or, it could be used as defined

Johnny's mama was picked up at a bar and, they screwed so hard the condom broke. Looks like Johnny is a little fucklet.

by Big Jim Powell February 10, 2009

fucket list

A list of things to do in bed before you die.

After watching entirely too much porn, Chris added "sex with 2nd grade teacher" to his fucket list.

by bddhistnudist August 3, 2009