Fucketh

What is a fucketh you may ask?
A fucketh is look to the greater distance, to capture the wild fucketh, and to present the wild fucketh. Sometimes you cannot capture a fucketh and that is okay because sometimes you cannot give that fucketh to someone. If you do give a fucketh and the reject you gift, they are simply saying to go fucketh yourself.

One simply must see to give the fucketh

by QueenoftheUnderworld September 04, 2020

Fucketh

Extreme diapointment or regret

My mom found all of our drugs
Fucketh

by Zacharyeet December 03, 2018

Fucketh

Adj.) Low in quality:sub-standard

Vrb:)To get rid of, to destroy

Adj.) My drawings are fucketh

Vrb:) Fucketh the evidence

by Zacharyeet December 04, 2018

For Fucketh

A fancy way of saying "For fuck sakes!"

John did‘nt meet his deadline? For Fucketh!

by TheRealKeagster October 20, 2018

Go fucketh thyself

The Shakespearean way of saying: "Go fuck yourself".

Andy: Yo, look man, it's the posh braggart.

(Shouting at the Shakespeare): "Yo! I fucked your mom yesterday!"
Shakespeare: Go fucketh thyself.

by mikgriffen March 23, 2021

Fucketh Thine Self

To order or otherwise instruct an individual or group to engage in acts of masturbation, often giving them the freedom to decide upon the appropriate location to perform said acts (i.e. Living Room, Restroom, Wendy's, or a random corn field). It is often necessary to carry a stuffed llama under one's left arm in order for the target audience to understand the gravity of the situation.

Also known as: "Go Fuck Yourself: The King James Version"

Jackson: Marston, is that a sleeping bag up there on the roof of Castaway's?

Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson, it is.

Jackson: Are you gonna get up in there?

Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson. And I feel that perhaps I may vomit.

Jackson: Fucketh thine self!

Marston: Done. Carry on.

by czainsaw September 14, 2006

Fucketh

Used when fuck is required in a question about something past tense

mom:“JESSICA, THOU FUCKETH THY TEACHER?” (JESSICA, DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR GODDAMN TEACHER?)
Jessica: mr Wilson?

by Shoots1 February 05, 2022