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What is a fucketh you may ask?
A fucketh is look to the greater distance, to capture the wild fucketh, and to present the wild fucketh. Sometimes you cannot capture a fucketh and that is okay because sometimes you cannot give that fucketh to someone. If you do give a fucketh and the reject you gift, they are simply saying to go fucketh yourself.
One simply must see to give the fucketh
Fucketh by QueenoftheUnderworld September 4, 2020
Words you can keep
Extreme diapointment or regret
My mom found all of our drugs
Fucketh
Fucketh by Zacharyeet December 3, 2018
Adj.) Low in quality:sub-standard

Vrb:)To get rid of, to destroy
Adj.) My drawings are fucketh

Vrb:) Fucketh the evidence
Fucketh by Zacharyeet December 3, 2018
Used when fuck is required in a question about something past tense
mom:“JESSICA, THOU FUCKETH THY TEACHER?” (JESSICA, DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR GODDAMN TEACHER?)
Jessica: mr Wilson?
Fucketh by Shoots1 February 4, 2022

Fucketh Thine Self 

To order or otherwise instruct an individual or group to engage in acts of masturbation, often giving them the freedom to decide upon the appropriate location to perform said acts (i.e. Living Room, Restroom, Wendy's, or a random corn field). It is often necessary to carry a stuffed llama under one's left arm in order for the target audience to understand the gravity of the situation.

Also known as: "Go Fuck Yourself: The King James Version"
Jackson: Marston, is that a sleeping bag up there on the roof of Castaway's?

Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson, it is.

Jackson: Are you gonna get up in there?

Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson. And I feel that perhaps I may vomit.

Jackson: Fucketh thine self!

Marston: Done. Carry on.
Fucketh Thine Self by czainsaw September 20, 2006

Fucketh tardeth 

Stupid people with style
Julia got Gucci shoes yet is stupid she is a fucketh tardeth
Fucketh tardeth by Cooldude123434 November 29, 2020

Go fucketh thyself 

The Shakespearean way of saying: "Go fuck yourself".
Andy: Yo, look man, it's the posh braggart.

(Shouting at the Shakespeare): "Yo! I fucked your mom yesterday!"
Shakespeare: Go fucketh thyself.
Go fucketh thyself by mikgriffen March 23, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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