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fuckertwat 

A Dipshit, Stupid arse, Bloody idiot.
Hey, That Clive bloke is a fuckertwat,
He is so bloody stupid he`s a >>>>>>!!!!!!!
ohohhhhhhh,here comes fuckertwat,look out.
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fuckertwat 

A Dipshit, Stupid arse, Bloody idiot.
Hey, That Clive bloke is a fuckertwat,
He is so bloody stupid he`s a >>>>>>!!!!!!!
ohohhhhhhh,here comes fuckertwat,look out.
fuckertwat by Shaz the grooviest November 4, 2007

fucktwat 

A really douchey, asswipish person who is really dumb, and really arrogant at the same time. A big, annoying twat.
Barry Bonds is a fucktwat.
fucktwat by rapsux May 6, 2005

fucktwat 

One who is extremely arrogant while also extremely retarded at the same time. Can also be used as a derogatory term to describe people you simply don't like.
"Hey do you know Blade?
"Yeah, that Blade is a real fucktwat."
fucktwat by Carl123456 September 5, 2008

Fuckerwacker 

Something you call someone when you're angry.
"You fuckerwacker!"
"How dare you fuckerwacker."
"Why the hell would you do that you fuckerwacker!"

Fuckerbated 

The act of being fucked and masturbating at the same time
That girl got fuckerbated on tv last night.
Fuckerbated by ExoticMIa09 March 26, 2010

Fucktwat 

Someone who is completely intolerable.
"Tom did you see that thing with Piers Morgan last night?"

"Nope, I can't watch anything with that fucktwat without wanting to kill something"
Fucktwat by Jock Waffle September 4, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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